- [last lines]
- Goldie O'Gilt: You really are something, Scrooge McDuck!
- Scrooge McDuck: And so are you, Goldie. You didn't steal my gold, but you stole my heart!
- Scrooge McDuck: Ah, here we are. White Agony Creek, my old home sweet home. Well, knock me out with a raindrop! Someone's living in my cabin, rent *free*!
- Dangerous Dan: Looks like I got the best of you again, Scrooge McDuck!
- Scrooge McDuck: "Again"? You've *never* got the best of me, Dangerous Dan!
- Dangerous Dan: Oh, no? Years ago, I stole your *last* shipment of Klondike Gold! And when you came looking for Goldie, I made you think *she* did it! Ha, ha, ha, ha!
- Scrooge McDuck: Dangerous Dan, you're so low, you have to look up to see a snake!
- Scrooge McDuck: [finishing his story] And so, I moved far, far away to *Red* Agony Creek, where I became a hermit and mined my fortune alone. Of course, I never was as happy at Red Agony Creek as I was at White Agony.
- [sighs sadly]
- Scrooge McDuck: This old Valentine was hand-delivered to me on a mountaintop, back when my wallet was as skinny as my legs, back when I was a prospector in the days of the Great Klondike Gold Rush.