DuckTales (TV Series)

The Land of Trala La (1989)

Hamilton Camp: Fenton Crackshell, Gizmoduck

Quotes 

• Fenton Crackshell : [to Scrooge's doctor]  You're a very sick doctor!

• [opening lines] 

  Scrooge McDuck : [answering multiple phone calls]  Hello? No! I don't want to buy that factory today. No! I do not want to insure my insurance policy! Yes? A woman's suing me for a million dollars? Because I didn't tip my hat?

  [the phones keep on ringing, so he sweeps them off the table] 

  Fenton Crackshell : [overwhelmed by solicitors]  Mr. McDuck, there are a lot of people here asking for money, including some guy looking for a donation to the LTBB.

  Scrooge McDuck : LTBB? What's that?

  Fenton Crackshell : The League to Ban Billionaires.

• Launchpad McQuack : [watching Fenton push a huge crate onto the plane]  Awful big overnight bag, isn't it?

  Fenton Crackshell : [grunting]  You can never have too much... dental floss.

  [Launchpad shrugs and walks to the cockpit] 

  Scrooge McDuck : [noticing the crate]  Your Gizmoduck suite?

  Fenton Crackshell : I don't leave home without it. By the way, when Launchpad pilots, I want an extra 30¢ an hour hazard pay.

  Scrooge McDuck : Pay?

  [suffers another breakdown] 

  Fenton Crackshell : Yikes! Just the mention of money and you do the hokey-pokey.