- Clyde: Boy, I can't wait to match wits with a big freckled trout.
- Knobby Walsh: Eight to five the trout makes a chump outta ya.
- Clyde: A chump out of me, Clyde Archibald?
- Knobby Walsh: Yeah.
- Clyde: ...It's possible.
- [two crooks wielding pistols have just stolen Joe's station wagon]
- Clyde: You know, I shoulda jumped that little one.
- Knobby Walsh: Why didn't ya?
- Clyde: He was too big.