- General Mark R. Naird: The generation that won World War II was exposed to so much awful reality that they made mostly good decisions for a long time after. Forget history, and you are doomed to repeat the mistakes of the past. Forget how bad polio was, people stop taking vaccines. Forget how bad world wars are, people start puffing out their chests. The real enemy is arrogance.
- John Blandsmith: You have the go-ahead to attack the Chinese base. How do you wanna do it?
- General Mark R. Naird: Our lead suggestion from the focus group would be to shaving-cream the shit out of them. And if that's not enough, we also have the capability to TP as well. And possibly graffiti the side of their base with "China sucks."
- Pella Bhat: Loading and cleaning guns. It seems like no matter what I START doing, I end up loading and cleaning guns.
- Kelly King: I'm so sorry. I'm not gonna eat this. I'm not two years ago.
- General Mark R. Naird: I apologize. My focus is off.
- Kelly King: What's up?
- General Mark R. Naird: Adrian Mallory quit today.
- Kelly King: Why, did you make him dinner?
- Dr. Chan Kaifang: [Looking at the bedrooms of the Chinese moon base] Look at all the pillows. How many do you need? It's 1/6 Earth's gravity.