- Brent Leroy: [Hank is buying toilet paper] That'll be
- [a big yawn]
- Brent Leroy: $35.00
- Hank Yarbo: THIRTY-FIVE BUCKS for toilet paper? Geez, does it come with one of those butt-fountains?
- Wanda Dollard: You know what a bidet is?
- Hank Yarbo: Yeah, I also know it doesn't cost anything to run a garden hose through your bathroom window.
- Brent Leroy: Oh, sorry. That's $3.50
- Brent Leroy: [in Brent's dream] Look kid, don't make my boys get tough. All you got to do is take a dive in the 5th, and you get a nice chunk of change. You get me? The fix is in, kid.
- Michael J. Fox: No-one is fixing anything while I'm around, tubby.
- [Guns down Brent with a tommy-gun]
- Brent Leroy: [back to reality] Then he said, "No-one is fixing anything while I'm around, handsome.", then he blasted me with bullets.
- Wanda Dollard: He called you "handsome"?
- Brent Leroy: Yes. Yes he did.