- Stan Hooper: Come on downstairs, I have a surprise for you. You stay here and be quiet.
- [lowering his new pet wolf to the floor]
- Molly Hooper: What is it?
- Stan Hooper: What is the thing we said we would always get if we ever got a house?
- Molly Hooper: A swimming pool.
- Stan Hooper: Smaller.
- Molly Hooper: A hot tub.
- Stan Hooper: A living thing.
- Molly Hooper: A vegetable garden!
- Stan Hooper: You're not good at this.
- Stan Hooper: Ah, maybe he is a wolf, but-but he was abandoned guy, you should have seen him when-when he saw me he just jumped right into my arms and started licking my face, he started nibbling my ears; he wanted to come home with me!
- Lou Peterson: No, he wanted to eat you but you were too big.
- Stan Hooper: So, ah, do you guys think that ah, he'll eat regular dog food?
- Lou Peterson: Oh, I think he'll eat regular dog.