Rudolph Walker: Winston

Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  [Laura throws Winston's golf club aside] 

  Laura : Would you care to dance?

  Winston : I'd be delighted.

  Laura : [singing]  Da-dum, da-dum.

  Winston : God, this brings back memories.

  Laura : I do not do it in bunkers any more.

• [first lines] 

  Laura : Ready? OK, Winston, the world is watching! Tits out, tummy in.

  Winston : Citizens of the Independent State of Flatby, it gives me great pride and pleasure as Mayor of Flatby to...

  Julie : Uh, no no no. Sorry, not Mayor.

  Winston : What?

  Laura : Julie, shut up.

  Julie : But he's no longer Mayor.

  Winston : [indicating chain of office]  So what's this then, my bloody tonsils?

  Malcolm : She means that Mayor is an English title.

  Julie : You are now Head of the Administrative Board.

  Winston : Oh good, I'm so glad; it's nice to know who you are. It gives me great pleasure as Head of the Administrative Board of the Indepndent State of Flatby to inaugurate this border crossing and unveil this wonderful sign.

• Bill Jarvis M.P. : Now, Winston, what do you want for your support at this afternoon's meeting? New year's honours? Nice little O.B.E., hm?

  Winston : O.B.E.? Huh. Other Buggers' Efforts.