- Milo De Venus: [Doyle has just swatted a fly] That wasn't a fly, it was a student. Harold Horsefly.
- Doyle Cleverlobe: You're kidding? What have I done? When will I ever get used to this school?
- Doyle's Locker: Hey, I can tell you how to make Beef go bonkers.
- Doyle Cleverlobe: You?
- Doyle's Locker: I was his locker two years ago. He knew me, inside and out, and I knew him inside and out.
- Ms. Biddy McBrain: ...and Harold Horsefly. Harold? Has anyone seen Harold?
- Beef Bonk: Heh, heh, heh. Maybe Coach Frogface ate him. Yuck, yuck, yuck.
- Aimee Brightower: Isn't anyone gonna lend a hand, huh?
- Milo De Venus: I suppose I could lend one...
- [Milo has six arms]
- Doyle Cleverlobe: How long before the next bus?
- Alien at bus stop: Ten minutes, P.S.T.
- Doyle Cleverlobe: Thanks. P.S.T. is that Pacific Standard Time?
- Alien at bus stop: Plutonian Standard Time.
- Doyle Cleverlobe: [working out the difference on his fingers] Yipes! That's Three months Earth time!
- Beef Bonk: [Doyle and Beef stop at a brown river] I got this sudden urge for mashed potatoes.
- Doyle Cleverlobe: [licks some of the contents of the river] That's because this river is gravy.
- Doyle Cleverlobe: Oh oh, something tells me this is barbeque canyon.
- Beef Bonk: Yeah, cause' it's the pits!