- Himself - Co-Host: Do you have something important...?
- George Harrison: Something very important to say on American television.
- Himself - Co-Host: You know... a lot of times we can't - we don't have the opportunity to say something important, because it's American television, and every time you say something...
- [Dick makes a cutting gesture]
- Himself - Co-Host: ... you try to say something important, they...
- [Tom makes a cutting gesture; the audience applauds]
- George Harrison: Clap clap clap clap clap clap, clap clap clap - cue the lines.
- [Tom laughs]
- George Harrison: Well, whether you can say it or not, keep *trying* to say it!