"Doctor Who" Voyage of the Damned (TV Episode 2007) Poster

(TV Series)

(2007)

User Reviews

Review this title
42 Reviews
Sort by:
Filter by Rating:
8/10
The Secret of the Sea Goat...
Xstal9 December 2021
The space liner Titanic was jammed, on a TARDIS the front had been slammed, soon the Doctor broke free, joined the Christmas party, where the Hosts had all been re-programmed.

This episode will take a bit longer to get out of your head (unlike most seasonal atrocities), as the spaceship cruise liner the Titanic is sabotaged and runs out of locomotion with only the Doctor to save Christmas Day, and Earth, and just about everything on it for that matter. Spinning around, like the damaged vessel, with his better the devil you know attitude and magic, he makes the most of his two hearts and ensures everybody who survives (as a lot don't) should be so lucky, all done especially for you.
12 out of 12 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
8/10
A huge piece of Christmas fun
Sleepin_Dragon19 August 2015
Proof that a big name brings in the viewers, if you judge the success of an episode by viewing figures alone then this is the ultimate nu who adventure, a whopping 13 million of us tuned in, compare that with the exact 5 million less that tuned in for 2014's Last Christmas.

But is it any good?

I couldn't help but smile by seeing KYLIE MINOGUE in the opening credits, I must admit in my teen years I was fan, but that was a little while back.

To start with the incredulity of Last of the Timelords was immense, and it kind of carried on here, with the Titanic bursting through the TARDIS, we'd been led to believe that was an impossibility.

In brief, once on board the Titanic, the Doctor befriends Astrid Peth, and takes her on a trip to Earth. A party is ongoing, with the planets rich, sulky sailors and a Captain up to something. Disaster strikes and mayhem erupts.

The title itself is one of my favourite in the show's history, it's so big and dramatic, perfect for Christmas day.

It's really all about Kylie though isn't it, she accounted for a few million people tuning in, and largely she doesn't fail, she's got one episode to impress some pretty cynical fans. She does rather a good job, there's not enough time for major emotional connection between her and the Doctor, but she's truly likable and the ending leaves a lump in the throat and a tear in the eye.

For me the genius piece of casting was Bernard Cribbins, the man is instantly lovable, and he'd continue to be a joy in Series 4.

Slight Robots of Death feel to it, which is no bad thing, but they're a bit irritating, bit over the top.

70 minutes was a big deal, an extra 10 minutes allowed for more Bailey's and more Ferrero Rochers, a bit of an annual ritual, piece, dr who and the aforementioned goodies.

It's big and garish, but fun and a bit camp, it's not what i'd like throughout the main series, but I'm loathed to say it works well for the annual seasonal special, is it any wonder the viewing figures have fallen, they've gone a wee bit serious.

Dazzling effects detract from a wee bit of padding, but there are plenty of surprises in store. The Palace scenes are comic gold. It has a fairly hefty death count.

Overall 8/10
17 out of 18 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
9/10
Poseidon Adventure meets Doctor Who
dkiliane1 March 2019
Warning: Spoilers
This special was by far stronger than the previous two specials. Emotional, exciting, excellent balance between humor and drama with just a dash of romance.

It also had really good and relateable characters for aliens; some you love and others love to hate, but all were entertaining. Kylie Minogue was one of many who were outstanding in their roles. The bumbling false historian, Alonzo the rookie but virtuous midshipman, and cute obese couple from Sto were all brilliant and brought life to a story trope usually too often rehashed.

The villains were interesting (still a little bit of camp tho but not too bad). The twist at the end of the "real" villain was predictable but still done decently. And the Doctor gets a truly memorable little heroic speech (so great to hear those). Voyage of the Damned was a first class voyage of entertainment! :) 9/10
6 out of 6 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
Christmas special 2007: Big festive special that is high of effects and action but feels rushed and lacking heart even if Tennant gives his all as usual
bob the moo3 March 2008
Heading out by himself, the Doctor finds himself on board the Titanic again, but this time it is filled with strange creatures and aliens. Quickly he realises that this is a tourist space cruiser currently approaching Earth as part of its tour. The Doctor decides to relax and enjoy the cruise ship but naturally this wouldn't be Christmas if something didn't go wrong. The Captain of the ship deliberately impacts with meteors, killing most of the passengers and starting the ship on a downward trajectory towards Earth. With the robotic assistance on the ship now killing any survivors, the Doctor and his group try to get to safety and stop the collision with Earth.

For the past few years the new Christmas fixture for the BBC has been Doctor Who. Understandably given the loss of Wallace & Gromit and the fact that everyone has seen the "big" film on DVD, cinema, download and Sky by the time it washes up on terrestrial this days. Anyway, this is one of those things that really should be seen in the context of the holidays, where we are all bloated and sitting around television and just looking for something to feed our eyes without really taxing. For that reason it seems unfair to critique the Doctor Who special in any way that goes beyond explosions and excitement; it may seen unfair but of course I cannot help doing it.

In regards spectacle though the special is quite entertaining with plenty of good effects and big moments but it is the substance that I felt let it down. The plot is very much The Poseidon Adventure in space and this tends to be the focus and the idea of corporate greed destroying life is not used as well as I think it wanted to. Outside of this we get some solid excitement in the action scenes but the emulation of the 1970's disaster movie is carried through too much. You see in those, any group of survivors will die off one by one after we have gotten to know a little about them and, where this is done over two or so hours then it maybe doesn't overwhelm. However with this we have the same thing happening but in a very short period of time. So we get death after heroic death and it does get a bit tiresome after a while as it becomes meaningless. I know that the nature of the special requires spectacle rather than reflection but it is worth noting that the episodes that are considered best from season three did not rely on spectacle and big effects but rather story or simple thrills. Here it is all quite exciting but the lack of real meat is a problem.

The cast are all reasonably good though. Of course Tennant dominates and I genuinely wonder how they will manage to fill his shoes when he eventually does stand down from the role. Kyle can't act and doesn't bring much wonder to the role; the female companion bright-eyed with wonder is not a new act but both Piper and Agyeman did it much better than her – she just seems to bring her name to the role, although in fairness the script gives her little. The support cast are mostly quite unmemorable but I did like Palmer as the captain, Swift and Vee as the small alien.

Overall then a special episode in the series that delivers what the majority of Christmas viewers would have expected in a big story with lots of action. The disaster movie genre elements feel rushed and tiresome though and I would have liked less action if more substance had been delivered.
29 out of 43 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
8/10
True Meaning of Christmas
evasmum20 January 2008
I love Dr Who Christmas episodes and this one not only met but surpassed my expectations. Yes, we all knew Kylie wouldn't be the next assistant, so her storyline was a tad predictable, but it still had it all - pathos, humour, drama, robot angels, and the doctor finally reclaiming himself and his heritage. Great British actors strutted their stuff and a storyline that embraced and subverted Christmas but still delivered a lovely little Christmas message. Forget all the other Christmas television you get this time of year, the true meaning of Christmas is found in watching the Doctor defeat robots intent on destroying England (thanks goodness I live in Australia)
18 out of 25 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
9/10
I'm the Doctor, I'm a Time Lord, I'm from the planet Gallifrey, I'm 903 years old
msb_rock31 December 2007
Warning: Spoilers
"I'm the Doctor. I'm a Time Lord. I'm 903 years old and I'm the man who's going to save your lives and all six-billion people on the planet below. You've got a problem with that?" With that speech David Tennant cemented once again that he is one of if not the best Doctor there has ever been.

This episode in my opinion was one of the best ever, some people have criticized it and said that it wasn't good enough, but these people take things too seriously. This was 100% pure drama, pure entertainment. This story was a different Dr Who story because it involved many deaths and it was a very emotional episode which was fantastic. You could see the pain and hurt in the Doctors eyes every time a persons life was lost, you could see him constantly asking "Why?" and you could feel that he felt it was his fault. You were with the character of the Doctor all the way and you wanted him so desperately to succeed and be the hero once more.

The music and the acting like every Dr Who episode matched perfectly, the score behind the slow motion scene was beautiful and it made you feel like there was no hope.

The ending of the show was great too, the death of Kyle Minogues character Astrid was a shock to me. I knew she wasn't doing any more but I didn't think she would be killed off. This again was a moving scene, watching the desperate Doctor try and bring her back but failing was hard to watch, and the line 'You're not falling, you're flying' nearly brought a tear from my eye. The Doctor doesn't seem to be having much luck lately with companions and friends, but thats what makes it more emotional, because you know what the Doctor has been through already and to see him lose someone else, is heartbreaking.

There was also a slight change the theme music which I actually liked, it was weird to hear it at first but the drums gave it a really big feel, don't know if its just for that episode or will be on the next series but I'll tell you now, series 4 looks amazing. And I don't know whats happening in David Tennants future but if he does leave, I promise you, that last story he does will surely have to be something which will bid a fitting farewell to the charismatic man. But he's not gone yet and there are still more episode to come. So don't panic yet.

I don't care what the critics say either about Dr Who, it is the best drama that the BBC has to offer and every year it gets better and better, keep it coming.
23 out of 35 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
7/10
"Only Britain's great..." I rather liked it.
poolandrews26 December 2007
Warning: Spoilers
Doctor Who: Voyage of the Damned is set aboard an intergalactic spaceship cruise liner called the Titantic, named after the ill fated ship from Earth obviously, carrying hundreds of passengers from all over the Galaxy it stations itself above Earth during Christmas 2007. The Doctor (David Tennant) arrives aboard on the TARDIS & decides to stay for a while & enjoy the festivities, however the festivities soon turn to tragedy when three meteorites collide with the Titantic severely damaging it. The Doctor along with an assorted group of survivors including sexy waitress Astrid Peth (Kylie Minogue) fight for survival as robotic hosts turn on their human creators killing any surviving passengers, something very sinister & very deliberate has happened & the Doctor is determined to find out what...

The third Doctor Who Christmas special after The Christmas Invasion (2005) & The Runnaway Bride (2006) which were broadcast on Christmas Day the previous two years Voyage of the Damned was apparently the second most watched program on British telly during Christmas Day 2007 & had a 50% or more share of the entire audience watching which is quite an achievement all things considered, directed by James Strong even though it will undoubtedly divide opinion with many saying it's 'the worst thing ever' I actually really rather liked it. The whole thing felt like a sci-fi version of The Poseidon Adventure (1972) set in outer space with the Doctor the leader of a band of mismatched survivors fighting for their lives, Astrid as the love interest as well as a collection of other assorted unashamed clichés. Then there's their journey through the wrecked ship overcoming collapsed corridors, blocked doors & having to walk across a precariously placed beam! I liked the Saturday afternoon action film matinée feel about it & for that I apologise to no-one. The script goes for some tragedy, some good old fashioned romance, some good action set-pieces, there's a few twists & turns as well as a bit of light hearted comedy. I liked the character's, the Doctor himself is just great as usual, I liked Astrid & I thought the bad guy at the end although a bit silly looking worked well enough & I'd have liked a bit more motivation or explanation for the Titantic's captain to turn traitor. The story is alright, I'd say it's a bit predictable & sometimes a bit rushed but I liked it, it moves along like a rocket, it's unpretentious fun & doesn't try to be anything else while I found plenty here to enjoy.

This is one of the better looking things to turn up on British telly recently, lets not forget that over here we don't have huge special effects house's & techniques to create this sort of stuff so it's an achievement that it does look pretty good. Sure there's some ropey effects here but mostly they are pretty impressive, the space-bound shots of the Titantic in particular have real scope, scale & look great. I think the effects in this look as good as anything from an American TV series which sometimes can be truly awful. I must admit I did find the silly bit at the end with the Queen a tad embarrassing though & could have done without it along with the two fat comedy relief character's who are irritating but thankfully get killed off. The production design is nice & it looks glossy with a really nice contrast between the Victorian style wooden interiors that mimic the look of the real Titantic against the high tech sophistication of a intergalactic spaceship. The opening theme has undergone a slight rearrangement & it sounds a lot meatier & less orchestral. The acting is fine, Tennant is very comfortable as the Doctor these days, I quite liked Kylie Minogue & thought she looked sexy in that maids outfit while everyone else does alright.

Voyage of the Damned is a fine Doctor Who adventure that I enjoyed a lot, sure it isn't perfect (what is?) but as a light action orientated sci-fi fantasy with good effects & a good story I'm not one of those who are going to complain although I'm sure there will be plenty of them about that will (unfairly) criticise everything about it.
24 out of 33 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
10/10
Thirteen Million People Liked It, So Stop Moaning!
ShadeGrenade27 December 2007
Warning: Spoilers
Another Christmas Day, another Christmas Day 'Dr.Who'. This one was different in that it had the Kylie factor. To be honest, I'm not the world's biggest fan of 'La La La' Minogue. I suppose it stems back to 'Neighbours', a show to which I have a long-term aversion. I can't get squeaky clean 'Charlene' out of my memory banks. Fortunately, she has come a long way since then. The role of 'Astrid Peth' could have been played by anyone, but to her credit she infused it with a fair amount of vitality and warmth. Her demise was never in any doubt ( the production team could never afford her as a regular ), but she got a suitably spectacular exit.

As for the plot being ripped off from 'The Poseidon Adventure', well, doesn't that just take the cake? Fancy taking someone else's idea and turning into a 'Dr.Who' script. Russell T.Davies' head should roll for this. Of course this sort of thing never used to happen back in the days of Robert Holmes and Philip Hinchcliffe, when 'The Talons Of Weng-Chiang', 'Planet Of Evil' and 'The Brain Of Morbius' were made. Any resemblance to these and 'Sherlock Holmes', 'Forbidden Planet' and 'Frankenstein' must have been coincidental then.

A survivor of the 'Titanic' was quoted in the press as saying that the tragedy should not be used as the basis for entertainment. Fair comment. The thing is Dr.Who's 'Titanic' was a spaceship. Unless there was a spaceship disaster recently that involved robotic angels, cyborg dwarfs, and teleport bracelets, I think we should let the complaint pass.

I think what has miffed some fans is that 'Damned' did not take place on the real Titanic, because then they could have savaged R.T.D. for messing up continuity by not having the tenth doctor meet his predecessor ( who was also aboard, if 'Rose' is to be believed ).

Being a Christmas Special, 'Damned' had to be spectacular - and was. We've come a long way since the wobbly sets and quarries. The sets and S.F.X. would have done credit to a movie. Everything was BIG. The cast were exceptional too - Clive Swift, Geoffrey Palmer, Bernard Cribbins, George Costigan, and that old thesp Nicholas Witchell. There were some good gags, such as Mr.Copper getting Christmas wrong and London being deserted because the public remembered the events of the previous Christmas Specials. Jessica Martin was The Voice Of The Queen. You have to hand it to her Majesty. The moment she saw the Titanic hurtling towards her, she knew the Doctor had to be involved somewhere.

'Damned' pushed all the right buttons; it was funny, thrilling, tragic, suspenseful. Anyone expecting another 'Blink' was a fool. Yes, the plot was thinner than one of my Aunt Doris' After Eight mints, but sweet all the same. Yes, a lot of people died, but then they do in real disaster movies. David Tennant confirmed his status as the best Doctor of them all. His 'I am a Time Lord' speech was electrifying.

While the 'fans' pick over the Special like a housewife cutting up the remains of the turkey on Boxing Day, I shall raise a glass of sherry to everyone involved in its making, and bask in the glory of the viewing figures.

'Dr.Who' is no longer a 'fans' only show. When I buy D.V.D's, I no longer feel embarrassed, because I know now I am no longer alone in my love for the show. While 'fans' cry into their Tom Baker hats and pretend that the new-look 'Who' is a bad dream, I feel sorry for them because they are missing the best British television in years. Like him or hate him, R.T.D. is part of that success story. Could Steven Moffat have done better than thirteen million viewers? In some strange parallel universe, R.T.D. never existed, 'Dr.Who' did not come back in 2005, and the 'fans' spent this last Christmas Day writing yet more letters begging for its return.
21 out of 37 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
7/10
Not quite a Christmas treat but not a turkey...
DVD_Connoisseur27 December 2007
"Voyage of the Damned" is a welcome Christmas special. Let's face it, there's hardly any original Christmas material produced these-days so a whole 70 minutes of "Doctor Who" on the 25th December is always a pleasant treat. However, not everything that glitters is gold and despite the presence of Kylie, an appearance by Bernard Cribbins and lots of intergalactic fireworks, this episode lacked true sparkle.

It has to be said, I'm growing tired of Russell T. Davies' over-the-top emotional installments. Whatever happened to a good old-fashioned, scary "Who" story? What Davies supplies is turning out to be predictable, by-the-numbers, emotional porn. I miss the simple pleasures of the show and become frustrated at all the emotional highs and lows and improbable endings. Give me the good old days of Tom Baker! While the overall production standards of this show are pleasing, there's more than a shade of familiarity to the overall look of "Voyage of the Damned". Viewers will scratch their collective heads and wonder, "Where have I seen this corridor / engine room / control centre before?" Good, but not great, I think this was a wasted opportunity.

7 out of 10.
27 out of 44 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
8/10
"Information: You are all going to die!"
identitystaysamystery26 September 2012
In this Christmas special of doctor who, the always spectacular tenth doctor is traveling alone when he arrives on a luxurious space cruise called the Titanic named after...well, the titanic. The Doctor meets and interesting crew of characters who have to fight for survival, which ends tragically for some. This episode is by far my favorite Christmas special. With all the extra time they have sometimes the writers don't know what to do with it. (The Doctor the widow the wardrobe for example) But in this one the suspense and humor kept the episode lively the whole time. There are some villainous angels (blink?!?) but slightly different in character. These ones can move when you see them. They bring some scary moments in to the episode which I highly appreciate being a fan of the scary episodes who. So long story short, VOTD is frightening, funny, and slightly sad, which is everything a good episode of doctor who needs!
5 out of 7 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
7/10
Fair Enough Story Which Will be Remembered For The Stunt Casting Rather Than The Plot
Theo Robertson14 September 2008
Warning: Spoilers
It seems that DOCTOR WHO has now become part of Christmas and I for one am glad of that . I always used to receive a DOCTOR WHO annual without for my Christmas as a youngster . Ironically enough a few minutes after seeing this Christmas I caught a snippet of CORONATION STREET where a child character was trying out their " human Dalek " mask seen in Daleks In Manhatten . It says something of the show's success when BBC merchandise makes an appearance in an oppositions show

As for the episode itself it will be for ever remembered as " The one with Kylie Minouge " which isn't really a bad thing . Whilst being enjoyable this episode by Russell T Davies is far from original . I'm all for traditional ( read scary ) stories but basically it's a remake of the 1977 story Robots Of Death where instead of passengers being murdered by voc robots they're being murdered by robotic angels . Throw in some of THE POSIEDON ADVENTURE and you've got television by numbers . I shouldn't criticise too much because it was much better than the previous year's special and this episode got almost 14 million viewers making it the second most watched programme of the year - only the EASTENDERS episode the same day got more viewers !
16 out of 26 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
8/10
Would be 10 stars if they went on the real Titanic
skyfall-3340228 May 2018
Warning: Spoilers
My only problem with this episode is the fact they didn't go on the real Titanic. Also, I loved Astrid's death scene. Very sad, as most death scenes in Doctor Who are.
2 out of 2 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
7/10
Doctor Who - Voyage of the Damned
Scarecrow-885 January 2015
Warning: Spoilers
Another one of those entertaining Doctor Who Christmas specials having Tennant's Time Lord stowing away on board a "luxury liner spaceship" called the Titanic (an alien race from the planet Sto kind of gets a lot of Earth's history wrong, unaware that the very ship that bores their title suffered a rather tragic fate) after it crashes into his Tardis. The captain of the ship was dying and paid off (the payoff to be left to his family after his death) to allow the shields to go down and missiles to blast parts of the Titanic, hovering over the Earth. "Angel" cyborgs are stored throughout for the convenience of passenger tourists but they soon "go rogue", endangering the very ones they were assigned to assist. Who is behind all this…could it be the luxury liner's CEO, Max Capricorn (George Costigan)? Somebody has to be responsible for the major death toll that erupts, not to mention the malfunctioning angel cyborgs violently attacking tourists. Kylie Monogue gets quite a character here as a potential new companion for the Doctor, her fate quite a staggeringly emotional stunner. Lives (including a heroic cyborg) are sacrificed to save the Earth below as the Titanic is set to crash on it. That old revenge angle is mined again as a reason behind all that takes place, with the Doctor having to watch as those he would like to protect give up their lives. This is one of those episodes where the Doctor must endure loss and understand that even he sometimes can't save everyone. With angel cyborgs that hurl violent metal halos at people, a spaceship named Titanic that could very well crash into the earth, and Monogue operating a forklift, "Voyage of the Damned" certainly doesn't fail to provide lots for us to remember. A handful of survivors joining the Doctor in a perilous survivalist mission as a new shipmate tries to helm the ship after the captain is killed once the missiles damage the Titanic devastatingly could remind many of The Poseidon Adventure. With the Doctor having to helm the Titanic to safety as it plummets towards the Earth, we get quite a rousing final descent. This probably isn't in the same league opposite many more show-defining Christmas specials, but "Voyage of the Damned" still has plenty to offer Doctor Who fans. Tennant is obviously having a blast as the Doctor, and there's a great deal of action and special effects dallied out for our enjoyment. I didn't think Kylie was extraordinary opposite Tennant as the "girl desiring to travel" but her character's conclusion is heartbreaking and allows for a major gasp. And the Doctor's desperate attempts to save her, and unable to do so, is a real shot in the gut...no matter how much he has contributed to the safety of many in the face of insurmountable odds, the Doctor can't always succeed.
4 out of 5 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
4/10
It all seemed so 'phoned in'
bibimimi3 May 2008
These holiday specials can be pretty over the top, this one not so much. I know it was widely viewed by a captive holiday audience in Britain. By the time they air in the states, these eps have usually had all the fun bits edited out of them to accommodate ads. It rendered this particular ep choppy, confusing, and messing up what was a mess already. So you get to see Kylie Minogue in a French maid's getup. I guess it beats waiting for her to wear same in one of her videos. The whole affair left me cold, but I have great hopes for the Tate logs. She's abrasive, sure, but the doe-eyed girlie thing has pretty much run it's course. Viva Who!
16 out of 34 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
Yuletide Who
JamesHitchcock20 September 2016
Warning: Spoilers
During the "Classic" era (1963-89), Doctor Who did not seem to celebrate Christmas, but since the show's revival in 2005 Christmas specials, of which this was the third, have been a noted feature. (The doctor's earlier lack of interest in the festival seems curious, given that we learn here that he was present in person at certain events in Bethlehem 2000-odd years ago and even took the last room at the inn). "Voyage of the Damned" borrows its title from a 1976 movie about a shipload of Jewish refugees from Nazism and its plot is an equally obvious piece of borrowing from various seagoing disaster movies, notably "Titanic" and "The Poseidon Adventure".

The Doctor finds himself on board a luxury space liner called the "Titanic" which has not only been named after the notorious ocean liner of that name but has also been designed to resemble it. Aboard the ship are people from the planet Sto who are on a cruise to observe the Earth, which they regard as a primitive culture. When you call a fictitious ship "Titanic", of course, you know exactly what is going to happen to it, and it is not long before the ship is severely damaged in a collision. Even a writer as resourceful as Russell T Davies could not conjure up an iceberg in outer space, however, so in this case the damage is done by a meteor. The Doctor and an assorted group of survivors have to fight to save the stricken ship and to prevent it from plummeting towards the Earth. The Doctor also has to find out who was responsible for sabotaging the ship, and why. (And it was indeed sabotage. Purely natural disasters are rare in "Doctor Who"; whenever disaster threatens it has normally been caused, either deliberately or inadvertently, by the acts of some conscious being or group of beings).

This being a Christmas special, there have to be some specifically festive features. It is Christmas down on Earth, and Mr. Copper, the ship's resident historian, is lecturing the passengers upon the salient features of the festival. (Although the passengers are supposed to be from an alien planet, they all, apart from the cyborg Bannakaffalatta, look recognisably human and even bear obvious Earthling names. Besides Mr Copper there are also characters named Max, Astrid, Captain Hardaker and Alonso Frame). Another, rather odd, Christmas-themed detail is the Heavenly Host, robots in the form of angels, who are supposed to assist the passengers and crew but who after the collision run amuck and start killing anyone they see. (The idea of killer robots struck me as a direct plagiarism from the Fourth Doctor adventure, "The Robots of Death", where the robots bore a certain resemblance to those featured here).

Kylie Minogue has had such a long and successful career as a singer that younger viewers might not realise that she actually started off in showbiz as an actress in the Australian soap opera "Neighbours". "Voyage of the Damned" represents one of her occasional forays back into acting; she plays Astrid Peth, a waitress who becomes one of the Doctor's allies. Kylie was never a great actress- she was probably well-advised to concentrate on her singing more than her acting- but here she does enough to make Astrid a sweet and likable heroine. (There has been speculation that Astrid was given her name because it is an anagram of TARDIS).

In the original script for the show, Astrid survives, but in the version that was actually broadcast she is killed off, apparently because Davies preferred Kylie in a one-off role rather than as a regular companion. For a programme that was originally broadcast during the season of goodwill, there is a surprisingly high death toll among the more sympathetic characters, which means that the tone can at times be rather mawkishly sentimental. This sentimentality does not always sit well with the episode's more comic interludes, generally centred upon Mr Copper, whose knowledge of the Earth and the customs of its inhabitants turns out to be ludicrously inadequate- we learn, for example, that the British worship a god named Santa and his wife Mary. Nevertheless, David Tennant's rather quirky Tenth Doctor personality works well enough to hold the whole thing together and make it enjoyable Christmas viewing. I for one enjoyed it when I first saw it with my then teenaged niece and nephew on 25 December 2007, and they certainly did too.
2 out of 2 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
8/10
A Thrilling Adventure...but don't hold your breath!
The_Sandheaver27 December 2007
Warning: Spoilers
Firstly, let me say that as a standalone episode in a drama that manages to exceed expectations on many occasions, this episode was perfectly enjoyable. With Tennant as ever giving a splendid performance as The Doctor, with honourable mentions going to Bernard Cribbins and Russell Tovey, there is nothing wrong with the performances in this episode. However, Russell T. Davies' style as a writer for Doctor Who is fairly tired now, and his clichés are all too recognisable now, and instead of being treated to a scary, intriguing ride, we are left with a fairly standard adventure which appears to outstay its welcome.

In this adventure, The Doctor travels on a spaceship named the Titanic so that his TARDIS can recover from when it was unexpectedly hit by the aforementioned ship at the end of the previous series. Whilst travelling, The Doctor befriends a maid called Astrid (itself an anagram of Tardis), played delightfully by Kylie Minogue. He finds out that they are currently travelling several miles above the Earth. However, tragedy strikes when the Titanic is hit by three meteors and is headed straight towards the Earth. The Doctor then takes charge of a few survivors of the initial collision and resolves to take them to the Bridge of the ship, whilst avoiding a group of murderous robotic angels, known as the Host.

This episode is definitely not without its moments, highlights including when The Doctor and Astrid visit London, only to find it completely deserted because people are afraid that there will be another alien attack at Christmas, following the attempted invasion of the Sycorax in "The Christmas Invasion" and the attack by the Empress of the Racnoss in "The Runaway Bride". But, other than this, there aren't many other outstanding moments, and, though you may be entertained, you may also be waiting for this episode to finish for a long time before the sneak preview of Series Four is actually shown at the end.
6 out of 12 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
9/10
Not overly festive, but a fun 70 mins
studioAT31 December 2016
Remember the days when 'Doctor Who' Christmas Specials were talked about with excitement? When people who didn't follow the normal series would watch it?

Those days are long gone, but back in 2007 the show was a huge deal, and this special in particular due to the stunt casting of Kylie.

It's actually a very good episode, with the classic "one by one they all get killed off' plot device that 'Doctor Who' does so well. There are some lovely moments, and a suitably teary finale.

David Tennant reminds us - if we needed reminding in the first place - about why he was the perfect Doctor, and to her credit Kylie gives a good performance.

I enjoyed this festive 'Who'.
2 out of 3 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
6/10
Voyage of the Damned 7 out of 10
manufanatic27 December 2007
Warning: Spoilers
From the run up to this Christmas special, including all the trailers released, it looked like the Doctor Who CGI effects team had outdone themselves. And they certainly had, the effects of the Titanic being hit by those asteroids and of the Titanic itself have outdone anything seen before in this new Doctor Who.

But, other than the effects, there really isn't anything else that sets this Christmas special apart from any other episode which results in a disappointing feeling by the end. The fact that this Christmas special does feel like any other episode means that it lost those 3 points in my vote. Kylie Minogue's appearance was neither here nor there and it didn't feel like a great loss when she sacrificed herself.

At the end of the day, Voyage of the Damned will serve it's purpose well in keeping the Doctor Who fanbase interested until the beginning of series 4 which, by the way, looks very interesting indeed.
14 out of 25 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
10/10
The titanic but it's in space (SPOILERS)
goosebumpsminogue20 March 2019
Warning: Spoilers
This episode is, in a word, a masterpiece. A mixture of casting genius (Kylie Minogue I LOVE YOU) and good writing resulted in Astrid Peth AKA one of my all-time favourite companions, even if she WAS there for this episode and no others (couldn't she have just leaped out of the forklift truck at the last second? She didn't have to die. Mind you, I suppose the BBC could only afford Kylie once). Add a brilliant villain and a fantastic storyline and you have yourself a classic episode, which, if you somehow haven't seen it, is well worth a watch. And I ought to know, because my name is (not) Max.
1 out of 1 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
6/10
meh
movieman_kev10 May 2008
It's time once again for the Doctor Who Christmas Special, in this one The Doctor, recently companion-less, finds himself inboards the Titanic, an interstellar cruiser orbiting Earth to observe how they celebrate Christmas (which in London isn't festively on account of the previous years' fiascoes) The Doctor also must deal with the Titanic 'crashing' into asteroids.

Pretty much "the Posieden Andventure" set in space with killer robots. This was a little bit of fun fluff, nothing that substantial to think about. The one strike this special has going against it is Kylie Minogue, who can't act her way out of a plastic bag. The other thing going against it is seldom lapses into cheap sappy sentimentality. Neither of those totally ruins the episode, but they do keep it from being on the same caliber as "The Christmas Invasion"

My Grade: C+
17 out of 33 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
8/10
Does not sink but does not quite sail to glory.
A_Kind_Of_CineMagic21 March 2019
This would be perfectly adequate as a good standard 'filler' episode in a season but is less thrilling than I would ideally like for a Christmas Special. It is fun, has some great humour, some touching pathos, some great acting, some smart dialogue and some decent action. It also, though, has a few cheesier aspects and an underwhelming villain with a thinner motive than I would like. It just slightly fails to meet expectations when compared to some of the terrific episodes that had dominated the latter half of the preceding season (Series 3) and that would make up most of the following season (Series 4).

It is overshadowed by the greatness of the standards at the time. However, this is not a poor or even below par episode in my opinion. It is a perfectly solid entertainment with some very good elements and a nice guest role for Kylie Minogue. The great guest cast members Bernard Cribbins, Clive Swift, Geoffrey Palmer and Russell Tovey all also shine in support roles.

David Tennant is always a pleasure to watch for me as he is always delivering a convincing and engaging performance.

My Rating - 7.5/10.
1 out of 1 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
6/10
So what did you think? "spoilers"
The_Real_Big_Bird25 December 2007
Well after eating my body weight in turkey and tatty's I sat down to watch Dr Who. I stole the dogs new squeaky toy and told the folks to play brain train on their new DS and be quiet.

To be honest I was a tad disappointed. The baddie was rubbish, Too many people with about as much regard for their life as a chronically depressed lemming. I mean as if! Yes I know its all fiction but how many times can Tennant do that angst ridden face?

Everyone knew that Kylie was not going to be the new sidekick, so you just knew that she was going to meet some noble end. Sacrificing herself for the greater good ala Spock dealing with the radiation leak in Star Trek. We just didn't guess she would do it in a forklift.
16 out of 40 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
9/10
Another happy landing. Warning: Spoilers
This Christmas episode was great, the best so far. A Classic episode of Tennant's Dr Who. Brilliant, all the actors and actresses were great the plot was great and the dawn and demise of Banakafalata was amazing as well. I've seen this before and will watch again one day I'm sure.
1 out of 1 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
6/10
Better The Devil You Know?
southdavid12 August 2021
By 2007, the Doctor Who Christmas special was already something of an institution. Having introduced a new Doctor in one, and helped exorcise and old companion with a future one in two, this third edition has no baggage to deal with at all, so instead settles for a decent, if slight, retread of "The Poseidon Adventure".

Having fixed the damaged to the Tardis caused by crashing in to the Starship Titanic, The Doctor (David Tennant) decides to go on board. Forming a bond with waitress Astrid (Kylie Minogue) The Doctor is plunged into a life and death situation when the Captain (Geoffrey Palmer) lowers the shields and allows the comets to cripple the vessel. The Doctor attempts to get a small band of survivors to the bridge, before the ship can crash into the Earth, but the ships service robots have other ideas.

I wasn't, if I'm honest, particularly enamoured with this episode. It's not awful, but it is a bit melodramatic, with it's slow-motion walks in front of explosions and I found that "I'm the Doctor.." line a bit cringy (though others seem to have liked it). "The Poseidon Adventure" is one of my favourite films and its homaged pretty strongly in the plot here. A domineering personality tries to rescue a group from a dangerous situation with little more than force of will, the overweight couple, the killing off of them one at a time. Performances from the guest stars are pretty good, Clive Swift and Debbie Chazen in particular. George Costigan gets to play one of the most expensive looking villains the show has ever done. Kylie undeniably looks great in her waitress outfit, but her acting isn't up to par here, her story arc is quite sad though.

Again, not terrible, but certainly inconsequential. Onward to the return of Catherine Tate.
1 out of 1 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
4/10
Think of every random plot line, sub-plot line and other (nonsensical) plot line and you have this episode
fakeemail46826 December 2007
Warning: Spoilers
Note: This review basically says the whole plot.

This episode, while great fun to watch (I saw it with my family and laughed the whole way through) is an odd departure from the regular Dr. Who. Not in terms of plot line, which is the regular 'save the earth' story where only the doctor can save the earth, but in the way that it is SO cheesy and stolen.

Before I go into the poseidon adventure side of the plot, i'd first like to talk about the 'coincidental' nature of it. Coincidentally, the tardis crashed into a ship flying around our earth in 2007. Coincidentally, it is hovering over London, as all the Christmas specials have. And coincidentally (more curiously), all of the 'aliens' look like humans, allowing a variety of cameos from various BBC television celebrities - I spotted three random celebrities.

The plot itself is stolen from the poseidon adventure, with an altruistic hero (the doctor) a self-centered person, a lead female, but then there's also the two fat people; a direct rip-off, who refuse to be without each other (another direct rip-off). There are several moments, such as the fact they discover they aren't the only people still alive, and the other people die as they are not under the guidance of the main hero.

The hero has a moment where his leadership is questioned, JUST LIKE IN THE POSEIDON ADVENTURE, there is a sacrifice of one person after she decides life isn't worth living without her husband, JUST LIKE THE POSEIDON ADVENTURE, the remaining people have to try and cross a rickety piece of metal to get to the other side (*sigh* i'm just going to abbreviate this to "jltpa" now) and the heroine dies trying to save the others. OK, so it was the hero in the poseidon adventure, but it's still jltpa.

OK, this is a confusing plot already, but then they throw themes such as: - the earth and all inhabitants will be destroyed, - some of the people can barely work to earn enough money (poverty), - two characters have an eating disorder and struggle with it, - the smug, rich person gets all the glory (being undeserving) - the old person gets treated to a better life (which is just a plot to make it a happier ending) - over-dramatic, slow-motion deaths and, one of the funniest themes: - cyborg mistreatment laws on the home planet of the aliens. Yes, you read that right, there is a side-plot where the moral opinions of Cyborgs are dealt with in a 'teary' death scene.

Now come on. There are a ridiculous number relationships portrayed, with too many side-characters not to care about. Had this been a two-hour movie it may have been alright, but as it stands, it merely steals the poseidon adventure's plot, tacks on some (well-done, might I add) sci-fi effects, and adds some decent humour and wit here and there. However unlike other episodes, even the serious plot lines feel cheesy.

The episode was a barrel of laughs, for some right and wrong reasons, and makes for great viewing, but then again, so do cheesy 1950s horror movies, but not because they're masterpieces. It's odd, as the episode has the general feel of a usual 10/10 episode, but is let down by poor story scripting, which is like every other doctor who episode crammed into one. I hope this isn't a sign of worse things to come.

To the writers of the show: pick a plot (that's ONE SINGLE plot), refine it, add a twist and stick to it. Don't throw in so many things it's impossible to care, and make it ORIGINAL. No more 'we're back in London' please - alien worlds or the future would be more appreciated. I believe the world is bigger than just London - it's odd that from the millions of worlds out there, we're not only forced to watch the same planet, but the same single city as well.

Overall, it was a fun watch and was visually spectacular. But the plot was just so far-fetched, jumpy and random that it really spoilt the experience for me, hence the 5. Recommended for a quick laugh with friends or family, but they really need to get back on track for series 4.

(One final note, about 10 of the plots are jltpa, so please don't steal any more plots).
9 out of 26 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
An error has occured. Please try again.

See also

Awards | FAQ | User Ratings | External Reviews | Metacritic Reviews


Recently Viewed