Green Acres (TV Series)

The Great Mayoralty Campaign (1970)

Hank Patterson: Fred Ziffel

Quotes 

• Eustace Charleton Haney : [noting Lisa's sex appeal]  All your wife has to do to get the men folk to vote for her is to campaign in one of her fluffy neg-luh-gees.

  Hank Kimball : I got an idea. Why don't we put Mr. Douglas in a neg-luh-gee?

  Fred Ziffel : Aww, nawh. I've seen him in a neg-luh-gee. He don't do a thing to me.

• Eustace Charleton Haney : [on Lisa's sexiness]  That's right. All your wife has to do to get the menfolk to vote for her is to campaign in one of them fluffy "negligees" of hers.

  Hank Kimball : I got an idea. Why don't we put Mr. Douglas in a "negligee?"

  Fred Ziffel : Ah, nawh. I've seen him in a "negligee." He don't do a thing to me.

• Fred Ziffel : [planning campaign strategy]  We've got to change your image.

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : To what?

  Fred Ziffel : To something less gruesome.