No 73 (TV Series)

Episode #8.30 (1987)

Neil Buchanan: Neil Buchanan

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• Harry Stern : Wait till you see the entertainment I've got laid on for her, she's gonna love it!

  Neil Buchanan : You haven't phoned up that act in the back of the paper with that fella that does all the dancing

  Harry Stern : Cert- Sssh! Certainly not. Don't even mention that, that's disgusting!

• Harry Stern : [Harry has caught his girlfriend sucking on Neil's thumb]  What are you doing, more like, mate?

  Neil Buchanan : Oh, I've got a splinter!

  Harry Stern : Yeah, and I got a wooden leg.

  Philippa : Oh, have you, Harry?

  Harry Stern : No, 'course not, you silly moo. Haven't you got a hole to cover up, Neil?