Wizards of Waverly Place (TV Series)

Disenchanted Evening (2007)

Maria Canals-Barrera: Theresa Russo

Quotes 

• Theresa Russo : [to Justin]  Have some kugel.

  Justin Russo : I'm allergic to cinnamon. That's why I get my own pie at Thanksgiving.

  Theresa Russo : Oh, yeah, the bland pie.

• [first lines] 

  Theresa Russo : [handing lunches to the kids]  Okay. Whole wheat. No crusts. Five dollars in a bag.

• Jerry Russo : Hey! Look what I found in a plastic bag upstairs. My old bowling shirt. I thought you threw this out.

  Theresa Russo : Jerry, when you find something in a bag with used floss and empty shampoo bottles, it *was* thrown out!