Shining Time Station (TV Series)

Yabba, Yabba, Yabba (1991)

George Carlin: Mr. Conductor

Quotes 

• Mr. Conductor : Percy and Duck had the same problem you have with Shemee. No one likes a tattletale, but of course, if you see someone is doing something really dangerous, you should tell a grown-up immediately. That's not being a tattletale. That's being sensible.

  Kara Cupper : Well, what he's doing is wrong.

  Mr. Conductor : People who lie usually get found out. But you need to give a lie a little nudge to bring it out to the open.

  Becky : You mean we need to trick him?

  Mr. Conductor : The best kind of trick is when someone tricks himself. Now excuse me, I must go. Don't refuse me. Tallyho.

  [disappears]