The Umbrella Academy (TV Series)
Valhalla (2020)
Robert Sheehan: Klaus Hargreeves
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Quotes
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Klaus Hargreeves : Who in this room knows shit about relationships? This one?
[Looks at Vanya]
Klaus Hargreeves : In secret love with some farm Frau.
Vanya Hargreeves : Her name's Sissy.
Klaus Hargreeves : ...Which is an improvement on her previous love interest, the serial killer.
Vanya Hargreeves : *What?*
Allison Hargreeves : Later.
Klaus Hargreeves : [Continues] Meanwhile, I'm carrying a torch for a soldier I haven't technically met yet, and Luther is in love with his sister.
Allison Hargreeves : Okay, again, we are not biological.
Klaus Hargreeves : Face it, the healthiest long-term relationship in this family was when Five was banging that mannequin.
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Vanya Hargreeves : How do you guys deal with this?
Klaus Hargreeves : What?
Vanya Hargreeves : I mean, all of it. The time travel, seeing the dead, the end of the world.
Klaus Hargreeves : Well, I get really high.
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Klaus Hargreeves : The only thing that the Umbrella Academy knows about love is how to screw it up.
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Klaus Hargreeves : I just hate group break-ups. It's why I stopped dating twins.