- Hank Yarbo: So you're not going to see your mystery date anymore?
- Brent Leroy: It turns out she's married...
- [Oscar passes by ranting]
- Brent Leroy: ...to a real lunatic.
- [Emma ordered flowers to be sent to Corner Gas]
- Michelle: [to Oscar and Davis] Let me get this straight.
- [to Oscar]
- Michelle: You want to know who Emma sent flowers to,
- [to Davis]
- Michelle: and you want to know who Brent got flowers from? Don't you have anything better you could be doing?
- Sgt. Davis Quinton: Can the double-talk and just do it! And *why the hell* didn't I know that Dog River had a flower shop?
- Chris Hadfield: My good looks are out of this world. Oh, by the way, I seem to have left my wallet on my spaceship.
- [leaves the Ruby without paying]