- Danny Publitz: I ran all the way here while staring at your profile... I tripped over a fire hydrant and fell down so I'm covered in gravel that stuck to my sweat and even after a shower I'll still be into a jam band for old junkies, but I think this world cares too much about bands and too little about love and I think I love you.
- Rick Sanchez: Don't use your dead wife as an excuse. You s#*t on my toilet because you don't know your place. And your place is nothing! So next time you stumble on to a toilet that feels to good for your ass, trust me, it is!
- Tony: You're not going to kill me?
- Rick Sanchez: Don't tell me what to do!
- Farmer: What the hell are you doing?
- Beth Smith: Parenting!
- Farmer: That's not how i did it.
- Beth Smith: Yeah, and where's your daughter?
- Farmer: Eh, you're right... she joined Isis.
- Beth Smith: Honey, our daughter ran off with a frisbee golfer because of some app with a really dumb, really forgettable name... like a really dumb, uncreative, super sweaty name. Anyway, I'll be late, I love you.