Rick & Steve the Happiest Gay Couple in All the World (TV Series)

Damn Straights (2007)

Wilson Cruz: Evan

Quotes 

• Evan : [to Chuck, who is smoking marijuana out of a bong]  Don't Bogart Miss MJ. Give her here!

• Evan : You can't stop me from doing drugs.

  Chuck : I can stop you from doing *my* drugs.

• Straight Female Demonstrator : [to TV news reporter]  Evan symbolizes what's f---'d up in this f---'d up society. What's so wrong with putting your mouth in a hairy man's

  [bleeped out word] 

  Straight Female Demonstrator : to suck out your own

  [bleeped out word] 

  Straight Female Demonstrator : ?

  Evan : Ewww.