Rick & Steve the Happiest Gay Couple in All the World (TV Series)

Damn Straights (2007)

Will Matthews: Rick, Echinacea, Timmy

Quotes 

• Rick : [answers phone]  Hello?

  Rick's Mother : [in a heavy Filipino accent]  Junior!

  [referring to the wooden decor that hangs on the bedroom wall] 

  Rick's Mother : Don't take down da pork en spoon.

  Rick : Mom, we have guests.

  Rick's Mother : [says an unintelligible Filipino word]  who want to take down your spoon. Modder ploated prom da Philippines on dat spoon. Right, Papa?

  Rick's Father : [looks up from newspaper]  Hmm?

  Rick's Mother : [sing-songy]  You tell dem you are a gay Pilipino

  [continues stirring a pot cooking on the stove] 

  Rick's Mother : en di only ting you love more dan dat spoon is your modder!

• Joanna : [after Steve opens his house door]  Steve! My little baby. Look how big you are!

  Rick : He was bigger a few minutes ago.

• Steve : Mom, I have to tell you the truth. Rick and I go out.

  [pause] 

  Steve : A lot.

  [pause] 

  Steve : Together.

  Joanna : Well, there's nothing wrong with that, sugar.

  Steve : And

  [pause] 

  Steve : sometimes we

  [pause] 

  Steve : hold hands.

  Carlton : You Japanese are really into that.

  Rick : I'm Filipino!

• Chuck : [referring to Evan]  Regular Lahunga Beach? The bastard didn't bring his ephedrine. He's gonna come down.

  Rick : What do you mean?

  Chuck : He might fall asleep. Evan's been tweaking on diet pills for eons! The shock of actual asleep could

  [sounding ominous] 

  Chuck : kill him.