- Mallory Archer: Driver, now we're going too fast! We're trying to follow that horse in front of us not inseminate it.
- Robert: And sure enough, we made love right there in the jazz club, and to this day, I can't even hear a muted trumpet without getting erect.
- [mimics trumpet fanfare]
- Sterling Archer: What a great story, Robert. I just wish it could have been louder and grosser.
- Pam Poovey: [Answering phone] Yello.
- Cyril Figgis: Pam. Listen.
- [Chuckles awkwardly]
- Cyril Figgis: I need you to come to L'Orange. Archer stuck me with a huge tab, then left with my coat, which had my wallet in it, and there's a menacing busboy who won't stop staring at me.
- Pam Poovey: And you want *me* to come over there and blow a busboy, so he'll forget about your dinner tab.
- Cyril Figgis: What? No! Come with money to pay the tab.
- Pam Poovey: Oh... lame.
- Sterling Archer: [Calling to Gabrielle as she walks away from the train] Gabrielle!
- [Returning to train seat next to Lana]
- Lana Kane: Aww, you liked her, didn't you?
- Sterling Archer: I don't know.
- Lana Kane: But you didn't realize till just now, huh?
- Sterling Archer: Mmm, maybe.
- Lana Kane: I mean, I thought she was great.
- Sterling Archer: Whatever.
- Lana Kane: I mean smart, charming... and those cans! Am I right?
- Sterling Archer: Yeah, they looked pretty squeezy.
- Lana Kane: Thinking maybe instead of asking her out to make me jealous, you should've just asked her out because she's awesome.
- [Lana stands and exits train. Archer sits alone]
- Sterling Archer: [In hansom cab, holding up Thermos bottle] Excuse me, whose ass do I have to kiss to get more hot cocoa back here?
- [Horse whinnies]