- Grace Adler: We're having a whole I Love Lucy discussion. Will is obviously Ricky.
- Jack McFarland: Oh, Will is totally a Ricky.
- Grace Adler: And I think we all know who the Lucy is.
- Jack McFarland: Oh, totally.
- Grace Adler, Jack McFarland, Karen Walker: It's me! You? That's crazy! I'm Lucy!
- Will Truman: Aye-yi-yi...