Quotes
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Chief Maxwell Smart : But 99, I never get to see you anymore. You're always outta town. On my birthday, New Years Eve, on our anniversary, you went to Norway to give an award to some figure skater.
99 : I asked you to come along.
Chief Maxwell Smart : Oh, come on, 99, you know there's a price on my head in Norway.
[leans on chair with wheels, falls over and gets up again]
Chief Maxwell Smart : Or was that Pittsburgh? I gotta get that right before I go on vacation.
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99 : Zach, do you realize what you'd be getting in to? Living everyday under cover, your life in constant danger, suffering painful torture at the hands of vicious, ruthless people...
Zach Smart , Chief Maxwell Smart : And... loving it
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Chief Maxwell Smart : You eat danger for breakfast?
Zach Smart : Would you believe lunch?
Chief Maxwell Smart : Don't do that.
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Chief Maxwell Smart : Come on, 99, the boy is ready for action.
Zach Smart : Like a thirsty zebra!
Chief Maxwell Smart : Hear that? Like a thirsty... What does that mean?
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Chief Maxwell Smart : I've got a mission for ya, 66. Have you ever done any modeling?
Agent 66 : Would'a be waste of grade 'A' meat if I hadn't.