- Gordon Ramsay: Dear Lord, for what I'm about to recieve, may I not be poisoned for the fourth time in four months. Amen.
- [after getting his first plate of food]
- Gordon Ramsay: Have a little taste. It's quite tough, no?
- [having her try the tough Duck a l'Orange he was served]
- Female Server: That's really difficult, yeah.
- Gordon Ramsay: I know. You sure you want to spit it out?
- [offering her a cloth to spit it out in]
- Female Server: No.
- [laughing]
- Gordon Ramsay: Are you going to swallow?
- Female Server: Not at the moment, no.
- Gordon Ramsay: Give you some? It's still in there.
- [first offering he some drink]
- Female Server: Um hum.
- Gordon Ramsay: You're still chewing...
- Female Server: Oh my God.
- Gordon Ramsay: Don't swallow it.
- Gordon Ramsay: No disrespect, I've gone into restaurants before where everybody's been nervous about the existing old farting, boring bastards that sit there and take a two week holiday inbetween courses and dribble for hours. Does Viagra come with the coffee? No. We're looking for new, vibrant, young exciting cotumers that are going to be loyal to this place for the next ten years. Can we fuck off in the kitchen now?