The Good Place (TV Series)

Whenever You're Ready (2020)

Marc Evan Jackson: Shawn

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• Eleanor Shellstrop : Hello, gorgeous.

  Tahani Al-Jamil : Eleanor! And Mindy St. Claire, as I neither live nor breathe! What brings you ladies here?

  Eleanor Shellstrop : I'm trying to convince Mindy to enter the system after all this time. She's a little worried about who might end up designing her test.

  Tahani Al-Jamil : Say no more, I'm on the case.

  Eleanor Shellstrop : Really? Are you, like, certified or whatever?

  Tahani Al-Jamil : Well, not yet, but it won't be long, right, Shawn?

  Shawn : [ominously]  Oh, I think you'll find that Tahani will be certified *very* soon.

  [beat] 

  Shawn : Did that sound evil? I didn't mean it to. I was sincere. Force of habit. I do think that you'll find that Tahani will be certified *very*... Shut up, Glenn!

• Shawn : Well, I will begin by saying this new system stinks, and Michael stinks, and we should throw this all in the garbage and go back to the way it used to be, when everyone was tortured.

  Michael : There's still some bumps in the road, but this system is good, and it's working. Come on, admit it.

  Shawn : I will never, ever ever ever ever, ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever, ever ever ever ever ever, ever ever ever ever ever, ever, ever, admit that.

  Michael : I know, buddy, I know.