The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (TV Series)

The Arwin That Came to Dinner (2007)

Brenda Song: London Tipton

Quotes 

• Lance : [Lance walks past a mermaid decoration in the lobby; but doesn't notice London]  Hey, London.

  London Tipton : [London, dressed as a mermaid flips her tail at Lance]  Hey, Sailor!

  Lance : [Lance turns around and sees London, dressed as a mermaid]  London! You look beautiful!

  [London waves her hand shrugging it off] 

  Lance : Did you do something different with your hair?

  London Tipton : [scoffs]  No! I'm a mermaid.

  [pointing down at her tail] 

  London Tipton : See my tail? Look.

  [London gets up from her shell but falls into the treasure chest and screams] 

  London Tipton : Ow, I fell on my booty!

  [London gets up and screams as she falls down on the floor] 

  Lance : [picking London up]  London! Are you okay?

  [lifting London up] 

  London Tipton : [as she gets lifted up by Lance, she faints into his arms]  I'm okay, now!

  [London smiles] 

  Nia : [Nia walks over to the seashell decorated lobby, with Wanda]  See?

  [pointing at Lance and London] 

  Nia : I told you it was over between you and Lance!

  Wanda : [thinks Lance is cheating on her with London]  I can't believe he's two-tailing me!

  Nia : [to Wanda, about Lance]  Well, believe it, honey. He's back with London!

  Wanda : That's what *you* think!

  [Wanda screams as she trips over her tail] 

  Lance : [going over to help Wanda up]  Wanda! Are you okay, my little angel-fish?

  Wanda : [pushing Lance away from her]  Get your hands off me, you... bottom-feeder!

  Lance : [to Wanda, about London]  No! No, you don't understand! I was just helping her up!

  Nia : [to Lance]  Yeah right!

  Wanda : [to Lance]  How can you throw yourself all over that...

  [about London] 

  Wanda : stringy-haired squid?

  Nia : [gasps]  Oh, no, she didn't!

  London Tipton : [gasps]  WHAT?

  [pushing Lance aside and faces off against Wanda] 

  London Tipton : Who're you calling "stringy-haired", you scaly-skinned freak?

  Nia : [folding her arms]  Mmmm-hmmmm!

  Wanda : [Wanda gasps, then looks at London's mermaid costume]  At least my seashells aren't *fake*!

  Nia : [gasps and points]  Oh, no, that's *cold*!

  London Tipton : [gasping and nodding her head]  Oh, it's on!

  Wanda : [nodding her head]  Bring it!

  [London points over, grabbing Wanda's hair, and they slap each other and launch themselves into a catfight, pausing and checking for any broken nails, flipping their hair back and the catfight continues, then they launch themselves on the floor wrestling each other] 

  London Tipton : [London manages to get away from Wanda and land on the couch]  Ha-ha-ha-ha! So much for that, Barracuda!

  [Wanda pulls London's hair back and London screams as Wanda pulls her on the couch] 

  Wanda : [Wanda is on the couch, on top of London]  Oh, yeah, Blowfish?

  [London gasps, then continues slapping Wanda then, they fall off the couch. London and Wanda face the wrong way, waving their hands around, slapping the air, then they turn around and slap each other and they end up wrestling on the floor] 

  Lance : [to Nia, while watching London and Wanda fight]  What do you think we should do?

  Nia : [Nia is taking pictures of the fight on her camera phone]  I don't know about you, but I'm taking pictures for the Global Inquirer!

  [Nia snaps one more picture, then winces about the fight] 

• London Tipton : Mr. Moseby, Lance just dumped me. Throw him into the Tipton dungeon!

  Mr. Moseby : London, for the last time, we don't have a dungeon.

  London Tipton : Oh, really? Then what's that room at the bottom of the hotel?

  Mr. Moseby : That's the basement.

  London Tipton : Well, if that's so, then why do we have a fire-breathing dragon?

  Mr. Moseby : That's the furnace!