The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (TV Series)

The Arwin That Came to Dinner (2007)

Brian Stepanek: Arwin

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Quotes 

• Enid : Hi Arwin. Since your mother moved out, I thought you could use a nice home-cooked meal. It's lasagna.

  [shows the lasagna] 

  Enid : I've layered the cheeses alphabetically...

  [starts naming them] 

  Arwin : [interrupting her]  Ummm... won't you come in, Enid...? And bring your multitude of cheeses!

• Arwin : Where's my rhinoceros pancakes?

• Arwin : Carey, would you make me a rhinoceros pancake?

  Carey Martin : Coming right up...

  [to Zack and Cody] 

  Carey Martin : Get rid of him!

• Arwin : That's not a rhinoceros! It's a hippo!

  Carey Martin : I'm sorry, I didn't have enough batter!

• Arwin : Time for bed!

  [rips off his uniform, revealing his PJ's] 

  Zack Martin : [looks at Arwin funny]  Why do you wear your pajamas under your clothes?

  Arwin : Well, if I wore them *over* my clothes, then that would be silly, wouldn't it?

• Zack Martin : [looks around at all the owl figurines and picks one up]  Arwin, don't you get creeped out from all these things staring at you all the time?

  Arwin : Oh, no. You really just can't look them in the -

  [turns around and looks right into the eyes of the owl Zack is holding] 

  Arwin : Ey-ey-eye...

• Enid : Wow, it's so nice not having those vicious eyes constantly staring at you anymore!

  [growls] 

  Arwin : [thinks she is referring to the owl figurines]  Yeah, those owls...

  Enid : Oh - no, I was talking about your mother... no offense!

• Enid : [as Arwin opens the door]  Hi Arwin, do you have any sugar?

  [Arwin shuts the door] 

  Zack Martin : Arwin... was that a girl?

  [Arwin opens the door again to check] 

  Enid : Oh, I...

  Arwin : [cuts her off as he slams the door again]  Yup.

  Zack Martin : Why didn't you give her any sugar...?

  Arwin : Why should I give her my sugar?

  Zack Martin : 'Cause you might get some *sugar* back.

  Arwin : Well, if she gave the same sugar back, then what's the point?