- Doyle Cleverlobe: Oh Beef...
- Beef Bonk: [infected by the Martian Mumps] Yes, Doyle?
- Doyle Cleverlobe: I just wanted to tell you your rod stinks and your friends stink and most of all, you stink.
- Beef Bonk: [Beef sniffs his shirt] Thank you. Offensive odor is agains the rules. I shal bathe.
- Beef Bonk: Oh Earth-Boy...
- Doyle Cleverlobe: Beef! You're not a martian...
- Beef Bonk: No, but you are Flugel food!
- Professor Icenstein: Aha! Just as I thought. The key element in Beef's personality is rage. He would rather be angry than anything.
- Doyle Cleverlobe: Well that's the truth, but what's it got to do with Martian Mumps?
- Professor Icenstein: Aha, when you made him angry, it brought back his true self, thus curing his Martian Mumps
- Aimee Brightower: You mean we have to make people angry to cure 'em?
- Professor Icenstein: No, no, no, no, no, that only worked with Beef because it's his strongest emotion. Someone else might be cured by laughing, or hugging, or zinging a zong.
- Beef Bonk: That's disgusting!