- Cody Martin: What role are you hoping to get?
- Maddie Fizpatrick: Sharpay. Everyone says I look just like the girl who plays her!
- Cody Martin: Really? I don't see it...
- Mr. Blaine: [to Cody] You know you even look kind of like Zac Efron?
- Maddie Fizpatrick: And I don't look like Ashley Tisdale? You people are all crazy!
- Carey Martin: [trying to teach London to sing] Do, re, mi, fa, so, la, ti, do.
- London Tipton: How am I gonna remember all that?
- Carey Martin: Maybe you could think of something that reminds you of each note.
- [sings]
- Carey Martin: Do.
- London Tipton: Dough. That means money!
- Carey Martin: [sings] ... Re, mi.
- London Tipton: Re, mi... yay, me!
- [claps]
- Carey Martin: [sings] Fa, so...
- London Tipton: Oh! When something's *far*, I say, "so?" 'Cause I have a private jet!
- Carey Martin: [sings] La...
- London Tipton: Law is something you get to break when ! y ou're rich.
- [points to self]
- Carey Martin: [sings] Ti...
- London Tipton: My favorite vowel!
- Carey Martin: [sings] Do.
- London Tipton: Yay, more money!
- [sings her version of the scale, very off-key and breaks a wine glass]
- London Tipton: Mazel tov!
- Mr. Blaine: Okay Maddie, are we ready to bop to the top, cause remember, we're all in this together.
- Maddie Fizpatrick: Okay, you're pushing it to the limit.
- Mr. Moseby: What was that terrible noise?
- London Tipton: I was singing
- Mr. Moseby: Not that noise. The other noise with someone else is making that drowned up your wonderful singing
- Carey Martin: Nice save.
- Mr. Moseby: London, Shall we get this dance lesson started? I want to get your moneys worth.
- Carey Martin: How much is she paying you?
- Mr. Moseby: 3 diamonds an hour
- Carey Martin: I am only getting two. I got robbed.
- London Tipton: Hey are we going to dance or what?
- Mr. Moseby: Yes. Yes. Now a good dancer dances from his soul. Step, step, kick, and shimmy shimmy shimmy, one two boogie and shortie short shortie short, fish tale fish tale, and crazy legs crazy legs, just square just square and big finish.
- Antonio: [referring to London's horrible singing] What you do is considered a capital crime in all 50 states and Puerto Rico.
- Carey Martin: [attempting to give London a singing lesson] Learning a song is easy if you can handle a scale.
- [meaning musical scale]
- London Tipton: No problem, you just step on it, then subtract five pounds.
- Cody Martin: [to Moseby] I prepared it in the original Greek.
- Zack Martin: You mean the original geek?