Jonah Hex (2010)

Jackson Townsend: Stunk Crick Mayor

Quotes 

• [Jonah rides into town, dragging three dead bodies with his horse] 

  Jonah Hex : These the boys you wanted?

  Stunk Crick Mayor : The Clayton boys?

  Jonah Hex : That's right.

  Stunk Crick Mayor : It would appear we have a little problem, Mr. Hex. They's four Clayton boys. This here's only three. I don't see anyway we could pay you the agreed-upon "reconciption"...

  [Hex tosses him a burlap sack. The Mayor glances inside, and retches] 

  Jonah Hex : The rest of him was too fat for my horse.

• Stunk Crick Mayor : You surely have done us quite a favor.

  Jonah Hex : Transaction's all it was. I'll collect my hundred dollar bounty on them and be on my way.

  Stunk Crick Mayor : That there, Mr. Hex was more of a limited-time offer.

  Jonah Hex : But you'll pay it just the same.

  Stunk Crick Mayor : Hell, Mr. Hex, there's an unscrupulous character or two would pay double that for your stinkin' hide!

  [Hex glances at the undertaker's] 

  Jonah Hex : Five coffins...

  [counts the Mayor, the Sheriff and his deputies] 

  Jonah Hex : Sure you don't need eight?

• [Hex rides into town] 

  Stunk Crick Mayor : Jonah Hex...

  Stunk Crick Sheriff : Jonah Hex...

  [All the townspeople run inside and slam their doors]