Groucho Marx: Self - Host

Quotes 

• [interviewing big game hunter Beverly Putnam] 

  Groucho Marx : I once shot an elephant in my pajamas, you know. How he got into my pajamas, I'll never know.

• Hal Keene : I'm a representative for the Encyclopaedia Britannica, and I'm a professional wrestler.

  Groucho Marx : You're a wrestler, and you also sell the encyclopedia? You're half book salesman and half nelson, in other words. Well, which interests you the most, Joanne, books or wrestling?

  Joanne Keene : Wrestling, of course, because I'm a lady wrestler, myself.

  Groucho Marx : You're both wrestlers, huh? In other words, your marriage is a tossup, huh? How did you meet Hal, Joanne, or was it more of a collision?

• Groucho Marx : Seven girls, huh? That's even more important than I realized, this job. You're in charge of seven girls?

  Martha Parson : Yes.

  Groucho Marx : Where do they put these gyroscopes?

  Martha Parson : This is all government work, and it's strictly confidential.

  Groucho Marx : Seven women work on this job, and they keep it a secret?