Quotes
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Josef Konstantin : [bangs on Mick's sleep freezer lid] Get up! UP!
Mick St. John : [yells] OK! OK!
[groggy]
Mick St. John : Oh... God. Tell me it's not twilight.
Josef Konstantin : Mmm... no.
[pauses]
Josef Konstantin : I'm looking for somebody.
Mick St. John : What? Do you think they're in here?
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Josef Konstantin : She stole money from me.
Mick St. John : I *knew* it. How much?
Josef Konstantin : A million bucks. Siphoned it from one of my accounts right before she disappeared.
Mick St. John : What, did you give her your password or something?
Josef Konstantin : [smiles sheepishly]
Mick St. John : [disbelievingly] You *gave* her your password?
Josef Konstantin : Not on purpose.
Mick St. John : I don't even want to know.
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Beth Turner : I can't believe this double standard. I had to spend two hours getting myself up to club admissionability, and you're just wearing the same thing you always wear.
Mick St. John : Yes well, perpetual coolness is the vampire's curse.
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Beth Turner : [earnestly] I need this microchip inserted in my hand.
Mick St. John : [incredulously sarcastic] Of *course* you do.
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Josef Konstantin : You know when I met her, she was building a pirate army.
Mick St. John : A pirate army?
Josef Konstantin : You know, back in the day you could do that kind of thing.
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Beth Turner : [high on Black Crystal] Do you feel like this all the time?
Mick St. John : [dubious] I dunno... I doubt it.
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Mick St. John : They're vampires. You're preying on your own kind!
Lola : Don't get all sanctimonious on me. Humans kill each other every day and no one even blinks.
Mick St. John : It's evil.
Lola : Evil's a word that gets tossed around a lot. Like "great". Or "awesome".
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Terrance : [Mick throws gym back onto morgue table] Please tell me that's just lunch in there.
Mick St. John : Not this time.
Terrance : Oh! This is LA County Morgue, not 'Help You Autopsy' you can't just bring in your own bodies.
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Beth Turner : You're gonna do that vampire jumping thing, aren't you?
Mick St. John : I don't have a chip!
Beth Turner : Just being human is so lame.
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Beth Turner : Can you feel me Mick? Do you feel like this all the time?
Mick St. John : I doubt it.
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Josef Kostan : Get up!
Mick St. John : Oh God, tell me it's not Twilight.
Josef Kostan : No, I need your help
Mick St. John : You need my help?
Josef Kostan : Don't make me ask again. I'm looking for someone.
Mick St. John : What, you think they're in here?
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Mick St. John : [Mick is holding a stoned Beth under the shower water half afraid she'll hurt herself and half afraid he'll give in to the temptation she provides] It's the drug. It's the drug.
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Mick St. John : [Lola looks at Mick and decides to play a mind game with Beth] Are'nt you afraid he'll find someone else once you start to get older and lose your looks?
Mick St. John : [Mick sees the look on Beth's face knowing that she's struck a nerve and decides to end it before Lola goes further] Leave her alone!
