- Homer Simpson: [after his boat sinks] Sir, I would like to return my boat for a *full* refund.
- Boat Salesman: Oh, I'm sorry. Perhaps James Cameron would take an interest in your sunken ship, but my responsibility ended at "ka-ching."
- Bart Simpson: So, Milhouse, it turns out I'm addicted to altruism. I'm not gonna be happy till I set another animal free.
- Milhouse Van Houten: If I wanted to hang out with Lisa, I'd hang out with *Lisa*!
- Lisa Simpson: [From her Bedroom] No, you wouldn't!