- Gomez Addams: [panting] A hundred and two batwings, that's got to be a world's record.
- Uncle Fester: I'll look it up in this World Records book that I just happen to have on my lap.
- Ramon: But actually, the, eh, record is one hundred and three.
- Gomez Addams: How do you know?
- Uncle Fester: [having checked his book] He holds it.