Robert Daws: Sam

Quotes 

• Sam : [to his drivers]  Keep an eye on the clock, cock!

• Sam : [of Phil and Chrissie]  Lovely couple. Very much in love. Think the world of their children.

  Dexter : [of Chrissie]  Yeah - nice arse.

• Sam : [of business partner Dexter and his wife Tina]  I can't go to dinner with them on my own. He's just had a nervous breakdown and she's a cheerleader for Stupid United!

• Tina : I said to one of them waiters

  [on holiday in Barbados] 

  Tina : you know, in many ways, you're lucky your grandparents were slaves!

  Reen : Sorry, Tina? Lucky?

  Tina : Well yeah, otherwise he wouldn't be living in a beautiful place like Barbados, would he? He'd be stuck in some dead and alive hole in Africa! And I don't care what anybody says: Africa is not me!

  Sam : No. But it most probably would have been him. What with his being African, if you catch my drift!

  Reen : And I don't think he'd share your views on his grandparents picking the lucky ticket for the free cruise!

  Tina : Oh, I didn't mean it like that. I know it wasn't nice. I know it was hard work...