Fired Up! (2009)

Adhir Kalyan: Brewster

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Quotes 

• Brewster : [after Rick is punched by Downey]  That was for the Crocs. You're not an old lady gardening or a baby on the beach. OK? Now put on some shoes, you're embarrassing yourself.

• Brewster : I'm Brewster.

  [whispers] 

  Brewster : Not my real name. My parents named me Jack. "Jack" - so strong, so masculine. We get it! You wanted a boy!

  [throws up fists] 

  Brewster : Ma name's Jack! I punch bad guys and I kiss girls.

  [reverts back to normal tone] 

  Brewster : Save it.

  Shawn Colfax : OK.

• Brewster : I have not been skinny dipping since Indian scouts!

  [takes his underwear off and starts swinging his hips around] 

  Brewster : Nobody look! Windmill!

  Nick Brady : We're leaving our underwear on bro! We talked about this, remember?

  Brewster : You talked. I listened.

  [swinging his hips in different ways while the rest of the group looks away] 

  Brewster : Paint the fence. Cutting the cake. Hangman's noose. Hangman's noose!

• Nick Brady : [to guy in Eagle mascot costume]  'Sup Eagle?

  Brewster : Oh, mascots don't talk. They just gesture.

  Nick Brady : Even... in their bunks?

  Brewster : The whole time, babygirl... It's total immersion!

• Brewster : I tell ya what. Your jobs aren't just going over there, sailor. Some of us are coming over here. The world is flat like a son of a bitch.

  Shawn Colfax : You're giving us a lot to process here.