The Forevers (2020)
Cynthia Abrams: Patient 1
Quotes
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Doctor Kyrylo Weird : Hello, my patient, my source of income! I am Doctor Kyrylo Weird.
Patient 1 : And I am your source of income indeed.
Doctor Kyrylo Weird : What's the matter? I want to help you for as long as possible, so I get more money because that's what doctors do. I want to be rich.
Patient 1 : Well, you're lucky, because I am rich as well, so I can stay here for a very long time.
Doctor Kyrylo Weird : Awesome! Where is your money?
Patient 1 : It is in my imagination.
Doctor Kyrylo Weird : Oh my Kyrylo, that's awesome! I need you to undergo surgery, so I can get it out of there. NURSE!
Nurse : Yes?
Doctor Kyrylo Weird : What the nurse took you so long?
Nurse : I did. My legs did.
Doctor Kyrylo Weird : Let's get you longer legs tomorrow then.
Nurse : No, I walked slowly on purpose.
Doctor Kyrylo Weird : Why the nurse would you do that? You're late every goddamn day.
Nurse : My doctor told me not to walk so fast.
Doctor Kyrylo Weird : I am your doctor.
Nurse : I am your daughter.
Doctor Kyrylo Weird : NO!
[Patient 1 dies]
Patient 1 : Goodbye! I am dead.
Doctor Kyrylo Weird : Well, now that this is over with, let's move on to the next patient.
Patient 2 : I am right here!
Doctor Kyrylo Weird : That's amazing! Thank you for your service!
Patient 2 : What the hell? How can you say that about me?
Doctor Kyrylo Weird : I am a doctor!
Patient 2 : And I am a patient.
Doctor Kyrylo Weird : Let's get you into surgery then. Sleep!
Patient 2 : I am sleeping!
