The Forevers (2020)

Facundo Fernández: Island Keeper

Quotes 

• The Repigeonator : Does that mean you can tell us where the three other crystals are?

  Island Keeper : Yes, I can! Just let me think! One moment... Yes, I remember! There's this place near the South Pole called a TERFhole, it is full of disgusting people. The three other crystals are in there, and there's also a crown that can be used to store the crystals and to harness their power. The TERFhole is like an asshole in the ground!

  The Repigeonator : Well, thanks a lot! Let's enter the asshole! Challenge accepted!

• Island Keeper : So, Kyrylo, you are your group's only hope. Let's see how good you are. Shit down in front of me.

  Doctor Kyrylo Weird : Excuse me? I didn't catch that.

  Island Keeper : I said, please sit down in front of me.

  Doctor Kyrylo Weird : Oh, now I got it. I thought you said something else. Nevermind.

• Island Keeper : Oh for fuckity fuck, stop interrupting me! THAT'S RUDE!

  Doctor Kyrylo Weird : Jesus damn Christ, what the heck is wrong with you? Calm the fuck down!

  Island Keeper : No! You used a bad word! Bad words are toxic! They hurt me so much! Please leave me alone!

• Island Keeper : By Hacanis and by Amawanis, look at me. Look at me, look into my eyes, look deep into my eyes. By Hacanis and by Amawanis, you are an annoying tourist. Yes, a tourist. For the next week, you will pay extremely low amounts of money for everything you do, and you will lick salt. You will lick the salt of these salt flats. By Hacanis and by Amawanis, you are a tourist licking salt.