The Angry Video Game Nerd: And if you're not convinced, if a family-friendly first-person shooter isn't really your thing, if you need some carnage and mayhem, if you don't wanna send the Flemoids back to their dimension, you wanna send 'em to fuckin' Hell, well... I got the game for you: Motherfuckin' BRUTAL Chex Quest!
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The Angry Video Game Nerd: That's right! With GZDoom, you get access to a bunch of awesome mods, one of them being the Brutal Doom mod, which also works on Chex Quest. Play through the entirety of all three Chex Quest games, but get rid of those pussy Zorchers! Lay waste to the Flemoids! Make sure they can never come back to Cereal dimension, because they're fuckin' DEAD!
[shot of the Nerd playing the game]
The Angry Video Game Nerd: FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKK!
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The Angry Video Game Nerd: This basically takes all the family-friendliness out of the game, and makes Chex Man the fuckin' Chex Hitman! Chex "The Hitman" Hart! So after you get your fill of the original Chex Quest, pop in Brutal Chex Quest, and murder the shit outta some Flemoids! I don't know what a Flemoid is, but I fuckin' killed their ass!
[on camera]
The Angry Video Game Nerd: And when you play a game as brutal as Brutal Chex Quest, what you need is a brutal cereal to go with it! BRUTAL CHEX!
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The Angry Video Game Nerd: It's Chex, on steroids! ILLEGAL steroids! Made from broken glass, rusty fuckin' nails, and whole grain rice. This cereal will start your day, if it doesn't end your life! Fortified with calcium from the bones of fallen angel wings! The only cereal eaten by both God AND Satan! It's a straight kick to your Muddy Buddies! And Brutal Chex turns your milk RED, FROM YOUR OWN BLOOD POURING OUT OF YOUR FUCKING SCREAMING MOUTH! Fifty free hours of America Online included.