Wizards of Waverly Place (TV Series)

Pop Me and We Both Go Down (2008)

David DeLuise: Jerry Russo

Quotes 

• Justin Russo : In walks this brand new girl, and she is the hottest thing I've ever seen in my life.

  Jerry Russo : Eva Longoria goes to your school?

  Theresa Russo : [offended]  Eva Longoria?

• [first lines] 

  Theresa Russo : He-e-y, how was school? Max, why are you carrying Alex's backpack like that?

  Max Russo : She told me my backpack was bending my spine, so she gave me hers to even it out.

  Alex Russo : Let's check.

  [takes her backpack] 

  Alex Russo : There, all straight. You're welcome.

  Jerry Russo : Alex, your brother is not your pack mule.

  Max Russo : Yeah, I'm not your pack mule.

  Alex Russo : I'm sorry, Maxie.

  [hands him her backpack] 

  Alex Russo : Could you take this upstairs for me?

  Max Russo : Sure.

• [last lines] 

  Theresa Russo : So, how long have you been in this line of work?

  Trophy Man : Well, since the first Olympics, but I was just on a medal back then. I've done all kinds of trophies.

  Alex Russo : What about tennis?

  [Trophy Man poses as tennis player] 

  Justin Russo : World's fastest typist?

  [Trophy Man poses as typist] 

  Trophy Man : Yeah. Oh, you know what other trophy I've done?

  [leans toward Theresa] 

  Trophy Man : World's greatest kisser.

  Jerry Russo : All right, all right, it's past everybody's bedtime. It's time for you to get back on the pedestal. Alex.

  Alex Russo : Garybay eemobilitay.