Wizards of Waverly Place (TV Series)

Pop Me and We Both Go Down (2008)

Jake T. Austin: Max Russo

Quotes 

• Max Russo : [after the tiny trophy man crawls up his sleeve and emerges from his pants leg, carrying a pair of white underpants]  Hey, my underwear! Hey, you know what, I was wearing those for ten straight days!

• [first lines] 

  Theresa Russo : He-e-y, how was school? Max, why are you carrying Alex's backpack like that?

  Max Russo : She told me my backpack was bending my spine, so she gave me hers to even it out.

  Alex Russo : Let's check.

  [takes her backpack] 

  Alex Russo : There, all straight. You're welcome.

  Jerry Russo : Alex, your brother is not your pack mule.

  Max Russo : Yeah, I'm not your pack mule.

  Alex Russo : I'm sorry, Maxie.

  [hands him her backpack] 

  Alex Russo : Could you take this upstairs for me?

  Max Russo : Sure.