The New Addams Family (TV Series)
Lurch's Grand Romance (1999)
John DeSantis: Lurch
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Quotes
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Uncle Fester : Oh Lurch, you gotta pay attention. I'm not gonna be there with you when you ask her out, hiding behind the door, telling you what to say, word for word...
Lurch : Why not?
Uncle Fester : Because that would be underhanded, deceitful and likely to backfire in our faces in a very predictable fashion.
[thinks for a moment]
Uncle Fester : Lets do it!