The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (TV Series)

Orchestra (2007)

Dylan Sprouse: Zack Martin

Quotes 

• [Mrs. Madigan is terrified that Zack is in her class] 

  Zack Martin : That's odd. My new math teacher said the same thing when I walked into his class.

  Mrs. Madigan : That's because there's a "Beware of Zack" poster in the teacher's lounge.

  Zack Martin : Actually, my name stage name is "Nasty Z: The Dark Prince of Awesome!"

• Zack Martin : Cody, there's no need to be jealous. Barbara is crazy about you.

  Cody Martin : Yeah. She did give me an engraved protractor for my birthday.

  Zack Martin : And if that's not nerd love, I don't know what love is.

• Cody Martin : Barbara Simka Brownstein, you have betrayed me, and the love that we shared! I was learning Yiddish for you, and all I get in return is... Tsuris! We're through!

  [Cody storms out of class, as Zack plays the kettle drum to the beat of his stomping. Cody gives Zack a dirty look before leaving as Zack continues to play the drum] 

  Zack Martin : [to Mrs. Madigan]  And you got me playing the triangle.

  [scoff] 

• [Cody plays a depressing rendition of a famous musical number on the French horn] 

  Zack Martin : Dude, you're bringing me down. What is that?

  Cody Martin : "Ode to Joy".

• Zack Martin : Sergei's in love with Barbara and he's going to take her back to Russia and raise llamas.

  Cody Martin : What?

  Zack Martin : I know. Llamas sound weird. There's more money in alpacas.

• Cody Martin : That stupid Sergei thinks he's so great just because he's...

  Zack Martin : Great?

  Cody Martin : Barbara seems to think so. I never want to see his stupid face again.

  Zack Martin : What do you think of the poster I made for your fund-raiser?

  [Cody furiously yanks the poster out of Carey's hands and rips it to shreds] 

  Zack Martin : A simple "I don't like it" would've been fine.

• Zack Martin : Cody, you're jealous of a rumor. And I'm not even sure I heard it right.

  Cody Martin : [crying]  Oh, great! Now I've ruined my life by dumping Barbara,

  [squeaky] 

  Cody Martin : I have NOTHING!

  Carey Martin : You have a family that loves you.

  Cody Martin : [still crying]  I mean something that I care about!