Yin Yang Yo! (TV Series)

Dojo, Oh No!/Finding Hershel (2006)

Jamie Watson: Carl

Quotes 

• TV Presenter : We know what you're thinking. How can this stupid little rock help ME plunge the world into eternal darkness?

  Carl : That IS what I'm thinking!

  TV Presenter : Well it could, if it were the easily offended, rare and dangerous scorpion rock. When its feelings are hurt, it becomes a poisonous predator, whose bite can turn anything into a raging, evil monster. No matter how small you are, the easily offended scorpion rock can make you big... and super evil.

  Carl : Mmmh. If only I... Carl, the Evil Cockroach Wizard, could find one of these easily offendable scorpion rocks! I mean, wouldn't that be great?

  Dave : [Outside window]  That rock bit me, and now I'm a big, super evil monster!

  Carl : I love you, television. I do, I love you.

  [kisses TV]