Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)
Zendaya: MJ
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Quotes
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MJ : Oh, here's a good one.
[reading from a magazine]
MJ : Some suggest that Parker's powers include the male spider's ability to hypnotize females.
Peter Parker : Stop, come on.
MJ : Yes, my spider lord.
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Spider-Man : Listen, let's just focus on the good news, okay?
Doctor Strange : No, let's just focus on the bad news. As of now, you have detected zero multiversal trespassers. So, get on your phones, scour the Internet, and Scooby-Doo this shit.
MJ : [laughs dryly] You're telling us what to do, even though it was your spell that got screwed up. Meaning that all of this is kind of your mess. You know, I know a couple of magic words myself, starting with the word 'please'.
Doctor Strange : Please, Scooby-Doo this shit.
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MJ : Does any part of you feel relieved about all this?
Peter Parker : What do you mean?
MJ : Now that everyone knows, you don't really have to hide or lie to people.
Peter Parker : For the record, I never wanted to lie to you. But how can you tell someone that you're Spider-Man?
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[Marko gets teleported into a chamber by Spider-Man]
Flint Marko : What is this?
Max Dillon : You picked the wrong side.
[Connors chuckles from his chamber]
Max Dillon : Connors?
Otto Octavius : Wait. You know this creature?
Max Dillon : No, no, no, no. Not a creature. A man.
Ned Leeds : Whoa. The same universes.
Max Dillon : Dr. Curt Connors. He was a scientist at Oscorp when I worked there. A brilliant scientist. Until he turned himself into a lizard. Then he tried to turn the whole city into lizards. It was crazy.
The Lizard : It wasn't crazy, Max. It was the next step in human evolution.
Ned Leeds : The dinosaur can talk.
MJ : Lizard.
Ned Leeds : Right.
The Lizard : Speaking of which, what happened to you? Last I recall, you had bad teeth, glasses, and a comb-over. Did you get a makeover? You know I can give you a real makeover.
Max Dillon : Let me guess: into a lizard?
The Lizard : Exactly.
Flint Marko : Would you two just shut up? Where are we?
Ned Leeds : It's complicated.
MJ : A wizard's dungeon.
Max Dillon : Wizard's... wizard's dungeon?
MJ : There's no real way to sugarcoat that. It's literally the dungeon of a wizard.
Max Dillon : You can keep your magic. I want a taste of that new energy I just felt.
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[Ned locates an anomaly through his laptop]
Peter Parker : What'd you find?
Ned Leeds : There's a... disturbance near a military research facility outside of the city, and witnesses say that they saw a monster flying through the air.
Peter Parker : It's gotta be the guy I saw on the bridge, right?
Otto Octavius : That's impossible.
[pause]
Peter Parker : You know him, don't you? On the bridge, you said his name.
Otto Octavius : Norman Osborn. Brilliant scientist. Military research. But he was greedy, misguided.
Peter Parker : What happened to him?
Otto Octavius : We tire, of your questions, boy!
Peter Parker : Okay. Umm...
[Parker turns around]
Peter Parker : I gotta go. Where am I going?
Otto Octavius : It can't be him.
MJ : Why?
Otto Octavius : Because Norman Osborn died years ago. So either we saw someone else, or you're flying out in the darkness to fight a ghost.
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[Peter-Three successfully saves MJ]
Peter Parker : [to MJ] Are you okay?
MJ : Yeah, I'm okay.
[she notices Peter-Three crying]
MJ : Are you okay?
[Peter-Three smiles and nods]
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MJ : [Ned and MJ reunite with their Peter Parker, and comfort him in his distress] Sorry.
[Peter senses other people in the area]
MJ : Peter, there's... there's some people here.
Peter Parker : [Peter stands up abruptly, and he sees the other two Peter Parkers make an entrance] Hey wait wait whoa!
Peter Parker : Sorry... about May.
Peter Parker : Yeah, sorry. I've got some understanding what...
Peter Parker : No no no, please don't tell me that you know what I'm going through!
Peter Parker : Okay.
Peter Parker : She's gone! It's all my fault. She died for nothing. So I'm gonna do what I should have done in the first place.
[He reaches for the box]
Peter Parker : Peter...
Peter Parker : Please, don't. You don't belong here, either of you, so I'm sending you home! Those other guys are from your worlds, right? So you deal with it! If they die - if you kill them - that's on you! It's not my problem. I don't care anymore. I'm done! I'm really sorry that I dragged you into this, but you have to go home now. Good luck!
[He reaches for the box, but MJ holds it away. She gestures him to listen to the other Peters]
Peter Parker : My Uncle Ben was killed. It was my fault.
Peter Parker : I lost... I lost Gwen, my, um, she was my MJ. I couldn't save her. I'm never gonna be able to forgive myself for that. But I carried on - tried to, tried to keep going, tried to be the Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man because I know that's what she would have wanted. But, at some point I just, I stopped pulling my punches. I got rageful. I got bitter. I just don't want you to end up like... like me.
Peter Parker : The night Ben died, I hunted down the man who I thought did it. I wanted him dead. I got what I wanted. It didn't make it better. It took me a long time to learn to get through that darkness.
Peter Parker : I wanna kill him. I wanna tear him apart. I can still hear her voice in my head. Even after she was hurt, she said to me that we did the right thing. She told me that with great power...
Peter Parker : ...Comes great responsibility.
[He and Garfield gesture to each other in agreement]
Peter Parker : Wait, what? How do you know that?
Peter Parker : Uncle Ben said it.
Peter Parker : The day he died. Maybe she didn't die for nothing, Peter.
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[after completing cures for each of the villains]
MJ : Let's kick some ass.
Peter Parker : Cure. Cure some ass.
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MJ : [Peter 3 has just entered through Ned's portal] Who the hell are you?
Peter Parker : I'm Peter Parker.
MJ : That's not possible.
Peter Parker : I am Spider-Man... in my world. But then, yesterday? I was... I was just here.
[looking around the place]
Peter Parker : Wow. String theory... multi-dimensional reality... and matter displacement. All real?
MJ : Yeah...
Peter Parker : [excited] Knew it!
