101 Dalmatians: The Series (TV Series)

Citizen Canine (1997)

Kath Soucie: Anita Dearly, Rolly, Cadpig

Quotes 

• Cadpig : It's because the planets' current alignment favors dogs. We're in a Pluto phase.

• Lucky : Are you just going to keep giving us stuff to do until we give up?

  Cadpig : What Lucky means is, he believes you have a subconscious fear of losing.

  Rolly : In other words, he's calling you a yellow-bellied, lily-livered chicken!

  Spot : Not that that's a bad thing...

• [first lines] 

  Cadpig : Good morning, Mayor Pig. It's so nice to see your smiling face on this bright shiny penny of a day.

  Mayor Ed Pig : No whistling.

  Cadpig : How's that?

  Mayor Ed Pig : No whistling. I can't whistle, never have been able to, so that means you can't whistle neither.

  Cadpig : Whistling is a way of audibly extending your inner joy to those around you.

  Mayor Ed Pig : I'm the mayor, and I have passed a law stating that no whistling is allowed on this here farm!

  Cadpig : Thank you for sharing, your lardship.

• Spot : I'm hot.

  Rolly : I'm hungry.

  Cadpig : Let's all think ice cream.

  [a fast moving tub of ice cream runs by picking them up] 

  Cadpig : Everybody stop thinking!

• Cadpig : Why can't you run for mayor? You're charismatic, you talk a lot, you're bossy, you're always telling people what to do...

  Lucky : Okay, okay, I get your point!

  Cadpig : I can even be your personal image consultant. I love manipulating the truth.

  Rolly : And I can be your advisor.

  Spot : And I can manage your campaign. I have a neck for seeing trouble coming.

• Rolly : Next year, I wanna be the ballot box!

• Cadpig : Technically speaking, Mooch is really the one with egg on his face.

• Spot : Ed Pig's just called a meeting to discuss all the promises you made.

  Lucky : Well, tell them it's illegal to talk about my promises.

  Spot : That doesn't seem fair.

  Lucky : Who are you to say what's fair, Spot? I'm the mayor.

  Cadpig : Somebody needs a little attitude adjustment.

  Rolly : Yeah, Lucky! Pretty soon, you're going to be eating all our ice cream!

  Spot : And making us watch whatever shows you want!

  Lucky : Then I could if I wanted to. I can do anything I want.

  Rolly : Huh! Then you're gonna have to find yourself another vice mayor!

  Cadpig : ...and vice-vice mayor!

  Spot : ...and vice-vice-vice mayor too!

  Lucky : Guess I should just pass a law saying that I'm no better than Ed Pig.

• [last lines] 

  Rolly : It sure was nice of Mayor Pig to give us this ice cream.

  Spot : Guess he's not such a bad guy after all.

  Cadpig : There's a warm heart between all those pork rinds.

  Lucky : After that promise mess, I'm just happy to be done with my political career.

  Rolly : Glad to hear it, Lucky.

  Lucky : Everybody knows the real power is in big corporations.

  [Rolly, Cadpig and Spot throw ice cream chunks at Lucky] 

  Lucky : [laughs]  Just kidding.

• Lucky : Rolly, what happened when you took that poll?

  Rolly : What happened when I took the poll? The fence fell down!

• Rolly : There's nothing quite like lounging out in the sun here bakin'.

  Mayor Ed Pig : Did somebody say bacon?

  Rolly : I did. What?

  Mayor Ed Pig : A blatant disrespect for the law.

  Patch : What law?

  Mayor Ed Pig : Farm Munitions Code 34 point 5 point 16, blah blah blah, etc., fill in the blank, which clearly states: No farm resident shall utter the word 'bacon.'

• Cadpig : What a p-i-g, pig.

  Mayor Ed Pig : That's Mayor P-i-g, Pig.