Lights Out with David Spade (TV Series)
Episode #1.6 (2019)
David Spade: Self - Host
Quotes
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David Spade : When a woman ran into a cougar on a hike this weekend, she said she blasted Metallica to successfully scare the animal away. That's weird, because playing Metallica on a hike is usually I attract cougars.
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David Spade : Matt Damon got a tattoo of his children's names on his arm. You know who else got Matt Damon's kids tattooed on his arm? R. Kelly.
[audience laughs and groans]
David Spade : He doesn't even know Matt Damon, I don't even get it.