Henry Danger (TV Series)
Cave the Date (2020)
Michael D. Cohen: Schwoz
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Quotes
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Henry Hart : What are you wearing?
Ray Manchester : [with a smirk] Schwoz and I are the chefs. I am... dressed like a chef.
Henry Hart : Uh, from a cartoon?
Ray Manchester : This is what chefs wear.
Henry Hart : In cartoons.
Ray Manchester : No! In real life!
Henry Hart : Okay.
[Schwoz enters wearing a bandana, overalls over a T-shirt, and carrying a bag with a personal set of chef knives]
Henry Hart : Boom! Now THAT's a chef.
Ray Manchester : No.
[holding up a can of Chef Boy-Oh-Boy in Henry's face]
Ray Manchester : I got a can of pasta sauce right here with a picture of a chef on it. That's what a chef wears.
Henry Hart : You're s...
Ray Manchester : Here's what a chef looks like.
Henry Hart : You're sad.
Schwoz : What is Ray wearing?
Ray Manchester : I'm dressed like a chef!
Schwoz : Oh, from a cartoon?
Henry Hart : This guy gets it.
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Charlotte Page : Do you ever get bored playing chess against yourself?
Schwoz : No, I don't, but *I* sometimes do.
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[Charlotte grinds up her book]
Schwoz : Vhy did you do that?
Charlotte Page : Well, Ray gets mad whenever people do smart stuff in front of him. G-gimme the chessboard.
Schwoz : Oh, but I got myself right vhere I want me!
Charlotte Page : You'll get yourself next time.
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Schwoz : You sent Ray, Henry and Yasper to your house vith no adult supervision?
Charlotte Page : Yeah. What's the problem?
[Ray, Henry and jasper enter wearing singed clothing]