Wizards of Waverly Place (TV Series)

Report Card (2008)

Jake T. Austin: Max Russo

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Justin Russo : Got it.

  Alex Russo : Does he have to say, "Got it" after every question? It's throwing me off on my exam.

  Max Russo : [surprised]  We're taking an exam?

• [Prof. Crumbs has arrived at the Russo household to collect the Russo siblings' exams and grade them] 

  Max Russo : Why doesn't Dad just grade our papers?

  Professor Crumb : So that no one will get better grades just by batting their eyes and trying to look cute.

  Alex Russo : [batting her eyes and looking cute]  Are you talking about me?

  Justin Russo : [mocking Alex's expression]  Alex, you're doing it right now.

• [last lines] 

  Max Russo : Well, I really hate both of you. Now we don't have any guinea pigs!

• [Justin and Max have lost Alex's guinea pigs that are really their parents transformed and try to figure out a solution] 

  Max Russo : We'll go to the pet store. They always give me a treat.

  Justin Russo : Those are dog biscuits.

  Max Russo : I know. What do you think keeps my teeth so white and my hair so shiny?