- Pete: I don't believe it. Melanie Watts has confused Queen Elizabeth I with Queen Elizabeth II. She must have typed the wrong queen number into google. Hmm. The Virgin Queen now has four children apparently. One of them's a helicopter pilot.
- Karen: [explaining that fairies can be lethal] They can fly down your throat and turn your heart into a pumpkin then your blood stops running and then you die.
- Pete: Ah, the old "what I did in the holidays" composition. I don't think our English department does that. I don't think year 7s know how to spell car-jacking.
- Pete: Oh no. You're not checking your email.
- Sue: There's one from Veronica.
- Pete: Especially not one from Veronica.
- Sue: Oh no Veronica. No. I am not having that.
- Pete: No, don't reply. That's fatal because then she'll reply and then you'll be tempted to reply to her reply and then you'll get caught up in that Pandora's... circle.