Kylie Wylde: Cookie Seller

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Cookie Seller : Hey mister, how are you?

  Cookie Customer : Good.

  Cookie Seller : I was in the neighborhood, and I wanna know if you wanna buy some of my Badass School Girl Cookies.

  Cookie Customer : [turns to camera]  What the fuck?

• Cookie Seller : You wanna try my other cookie?